Ultra-Magnus: Jersey Phenotype(s)

Cybertronian knight makes Earth-capitalism journal 'image' for mod-universe 'examination' of transit/lifestyle securities phobia.

Ultra Magnus (Transformers) fanfiction. Enjoy! 

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ULTRA MAGNUS: I'll trek from Cybertron-Earth; seek sport capitalist (9/11-IQ).

Our goodly first-knight Autobot figure soldier, Ultra-Magnus, first knight of the valiant Autobot robot-army, was pleased and respectful with the fact that he'd been passed-over for the title of Autobot crown-general following the war-death of their former longstanding general Optimus Prime and had to now defer to the recognized army captain/general (Rodimus Prime). Magnus decided to pursue his own first-knight 'agenda' or 'examination' (of Earth-capitalism shapes/lines/IQ) with a visit to New England and New Jersey to seek-out some capitalist bridging key consumerism/trend society 'pockets' in the traffic/philosophy rich East Coast (USA) for Xmas-toys shopping (etc.).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Blogging about Saturday-AMs; Amul packed visits to Best-Buy.

MAGNUS: Well, I was in the consumer electronics area, hovering as a ghost!
SATAN: You're a robot-warrior dude from a faraway robotics-planet (Cybertron)?
MAGNUS: I assure you this is (all) report/journal image friendly for capitalists!
SATAN: You're collecting some image-accord for Earth-Cybertron phones?
MAGNUS: You're the perfect East-Coast roads/cyber image man for business.
SATAN: I guess my 'examination' with American Homeland consumerism's theory.
MAGNUS: I shall take-back to Cybertron a capitalist-accord for wealth-photons.
SATAN: Antiterrorism view imagery for my Earthling sport of fortune's theme, eh?
MAGNUS: Don't be worried or mistrust my alien agenda for Earth-capitalism (IQ).
SATAN: Since 9/11, the world's on-edge about exchange-linked thermals.
MAGNUS: That's why Best-Buy (TVs) finds you as 'prince' of phones, pal!
SATAN: Return then to Cybertron with your spy-gear for respect, Ultra-Magnus.
MAGNUS: Thanx for the thesaurus (Selfie-like).
SATAN: Good for leviathan/uncertainty.

JOURNAL_EXCERPT (Cybertron): "This Earthling-man, Mr. Amlan Satan, had the roads-image mentalism for consumerism activity/hand-axes use for commerce representation, which is why we've labeled him as something of a 'perceptor' of capitalism's arms for bread/fruit in times of leviathan/uncertainty...and perchance he's given us a basic stencil for why Earth civilization (and capitalism!) affords itself its own special 'image' of thermal sovereignty (for daily thorns)."

SATAN (Amlan): So, I'm off to this newly-opened girls' dance-club (NJ), honey.

GIRLFRIEND: You want to endorse/cheer your business friend's Eastern venture?

SATAN: Hey, it's the only agenda here, for an American capitalist of dogma!

GIRLFRIEND: Let's see if your Earthling will matches the honorable theme, hon.

SATAN: Earth's thinner (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)