Solar-Head: Physics District Unrealistic

Eco-consciousness drives this short about inventions in Earthling 'alien' thinking for field goals and distance prizes.

Headmasters (Transformers) eco-consciousness faerie-tale, inspired loosely by Batteries not Included (Hume Cronyn). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan saw his Headmasters robot-toy, a mechanical jet-fighter warrior vehicle that shape-shifted to have a removable head for compartmentalized risk/war decision making for defense for enemy army advancement paranoia, come to life before his beady eyes in New England (damn). What would he do now, for a Selfie-like?

ROBOT HEADMASTER BEING: I want you to invest in solar-service.

AMLAN: What?

ROBOT: My head's removable and primed for some eco-capitalism, pal.

AMLAN: How?
ROBOT: I'm making myself known to you for a field goal, human friend!

AMLAN: Me?
ROBOT: Don't worry about the causality...it's all Earth helmet for the Ego.

AMLAN: Money (for uncertainty)?

He did it. Amlan invested in a petrol-company solar project, moved by the Headmaster talking to him. The robot-being revealed he'd channeled his voice and spirit from the actual/distant A.I. planet called Cybertron and wanted to find Earthling adjective for eco-capitalism activity for the goodness of profit-consciousness. Amlan wondered if he himself was losing his little head...but it was all for environment-machinery and Western (American Homeland) profit-checks for the soul (sure!).

WIFE: Proud of you, schoolteacher.

AMLAN: Thanx, Daphne (I feel it now).

WIFE: Without eco-capitalism, I suppose there's no dollhouse!

AMLAN: Thanx, Daphne (I somehow feel younger).

WIFE: Maybe you heard voices in your soul, schoolteacher.

AMLAN: Honestly, I think it was an angel, from faraway, honey!

WIFE: Good for thermal ruin of your mom's famous lilies (cartoons).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)