Bias of Earth: Euro-Dialysis

Springer (Transformer-Autobot) of Cybertron becomes an Earthling-prince examination dude of fortune's thorax.

Springer (Transformers) fanfiction. 

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SPRINGER: "I'll become an Earth-man, disguised, for capitalism's arms."

Springer, our great hovercraft-and-copter transforming robot-warrior hero prince of the Autobot army on the robots-planet of Cybertron, trekked to Earth, the Blue-Planet of fare-rich 'troubles' of cleats, and became a disguised/transformed human-appearance man/citizen of the UK, in Northern Ireland (Omagh) for an Xmas-seasons Euro-examination of capitalism/consumerism consciousness for the Ego. Follow along, friends!

As the Earth-veiled prince of the UK (Northern Ireland), Springer ('Mr. Amlan Satan') decided to become a cyber-commerce/exchanges diplomat-writer of sorts, casting special adult-media graphics for languages in the 21st-Century Western 'worldly' world of incomplete-distances readings of the Ego/lifestyle (for spirits and uncertainty!).

"I trekked to the Urals and then to Ukraine during the Russian Invasion of the 21st-Century and became a diamonds-merchant for eco-capitalism adjective and met a Ukraine-soldier girl (Bohdana) and fell in love with her and persuaded her to escape from the great Invasion-War and retire with me (now!) to Brussels (Belgium) and help me co-write a special Euro-Earthling fortune-readings superstitions faerie-tale about incomplete-distances readings for the sportsmanship of exchanges 'linked' Blue-Planet metaphysics (for the Ego)" -Mr. Amlan Satan (Springer).

BOHDANA: This feels like we're Carmen Sandiego...Facebook-like (ok).

STORY_EXCERPT: "Bohdana, the mail-order-bride from war-invasion torn Eastern Euro-adjectives, had become a special commerce/media exchanges linked socialite Aphrodite, immersed in the traffic-waters of Western worldly hand-axes, and she wondered now if she'd offer the streets and skyscrapers of varied cities of the West (like Brussels!) a special field goal for senses-rich crayons for the Ego."

OPTIMUS PRIMIE (Autobot-General): What did you gather, Springer-man?

SPRINGER: As 'Mr. Amlan Satan' of Euro-IQ, I found lovely silver, sir!

OPTIMUS: War and life and media and migrations and angel adjectives, eh?

SPRINGER: As 'Mr. Amlan Satan' of Euro-IQ, I found special Selfie-face, sir!

OPTIMUS: So, we're to think Cybertronian fortune-IQ is enhanced (now)?

SPRINGER: There's a special populations-shape(s), for Earth's biases!

OPTIMUS: Maybe we'll predate an Earth-downs, for Decepticon eye, ok?

SPRINGER: For Super Bowl TV-revenue quality (Selfie-like!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)