Deadpool of BFF

Can our hero-man of flying fantasticness offer reaction to a real challenge of the psyche-brand...in the form of a cheetah from jailhouse-rock?

A Deadpool (Marvel Comics) adaptation featuring a crossover appearance of the fantastic antiheroine/villainess Cheetah (DC Comics), which I think you'll like, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics adaptation contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' translation). 

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DEADPOOL: Well, 'tis the Xmas-season, and shoppers abound for shopping, and it's diamonds-time and pre-Bowl (TV-ads) time for families and loners in the Homeland (America), and I'm invited to a diamonds-lasers show in the West, featuring a dashing lady-scientist (Doc Minerva)...Facebook-like.

Of course, Deadpool didn't forget his handy-dandy handgun when he trekked to the West for a science/image study of Dr. Minerva's special view of animal-fur substitute products on consumer psychology impact, and Deadpool hoped there'd be no terrorists who despised things like Salk laser studies for the Human Genome Project (sure).

BARBARA (Doc Minerva): You're coming to our Xmas-season event masked?

DEADPOOL: Yeah, well, doc...you know it goes like Coronavirus fashions.

BARBARA: How'd I separate you from a patient...or masked thief (hmmm)?

DEADPOOL: I'll bring a special badge, and you'll greet me with a kiss.

BARBARA: Selfie-like (sure).

Of course there were creamy chocolate-eggs at Minerva's opening, and she didn't reveal her secret study (sure). She'd been working on a special serum of female-phenotype mutation that would alter the shape/sleekness of the human woman, rendering it sensitive to more animalistic urges and acrobatics...transforming her into the precocious (or dangerous) Cheetah...hater of candy-image (wow).

CHEETAH: Shocked, hero-man of Earth?
DEADPOOL: You remind me of Oprah (TV).

CHEETAH: Shoot the kitty and gain dishonor(s).

DEADPOOL: You of all people know I'd never wear black silk gun-gloves!

CHEETAH: Or witness these science fools lose their heads (hmmm).

DEADPOOL: Damn it all to Hell...Earth's surely cinema quality (fine!).

INTERVIEW: You chased that evil Cheetah into the streets of smoke, man.

DEADPOOL: She made that smoke, during that event of course (damn!).

INTERVIEW: She was running, and running, and running (for/from you).

DEADPOOL: I liked watching her reshape back into the female scientist.

INTERVIEW: Maybe this is simply eco-terrorism, Deadpool (fare).

DEADPOOL: Facebook-like?

JOURNAL NOTES: "Depressed...hated chasing a female around...even if it was a half-cat from the jungle pit of the dark-side (wow)...need some time-off...some chicken-strips at Royal Farms (forget about it, all the consumerism, Selfie-like!)."

Friends, what's the mark of an actual hero of Earth? Is he willing to be masked/anonymous/crazy? Is he willing to chase her around, especially when that she is the Devil (herself/himself)? We don't know all the answers, and that's why we have Deadpool, master of Jabberwocky (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)