Football Sharpener {North American Thirds}

Football Sharpener {North American Thirds}

A Story by Abishai100
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Amlan and Danica make Buffalo wings for '24 football cleats in superstitions, premonitions, and air conditions.

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A sports-culture portrait for TV-hospitality philosophy dialysis, inspired by the football expo-friendly story Any Given Sunday (Oliver Stone). Thanks for reading (Happy Labor Day all), 
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AMLAN: The NY-football diorama is good for resurrection-phones, babe.
DANICA: The '90s Bills had 4 consecutive conference titles (Jim Kelly era).
AMLAN: The '20s Bills have 4 consecutive division titles (Josh Allen era).
DANICA: Still no Lombardi to bring home to a town-parade, Amlan man.
AMLAN: Well, Tarkenton's Vikings never had a Super Bowl, despite reaches.
DANICA: That's why this new-gen NY-football (Buffalo) IQ is Selfie-like.
AMLAN: Good for marketing thesauruses (Facebook-like!).



Amlan and Danica, co-writers of American Homeland football cleats for superstitions, were stationed at their excellent Western hostel-station (Inn-Express) working on their NY-football (Buffalo Bills) new-gen competition diorama and thinking of the '24 season of anticipatory trumpets for towns like SF and KC while upstart/shocker town-teams like Detroit and Buffalo sought TV-culture spice, for Thanksgiving of course (for hospitality-things!).



AMLAN: Josh Allen's on the '24 video-game (Madden) cover-art market, eh?
DANICA: Good premonitions for what'd make NY-football sport-personality.
AMLAN: Thinking of post-9/11 era American securities for life-sofas.
DANICA: Good replacement for millions watching 9/11 on TV, on Sundays.
AMLAN: "Football QB replaces the terrorist...leviathan/uncertainty."
DANICA: Medicine for the sages of the hellmouth (lycanthropy).
AMLAN: Excellent (thanx).



READER: Doughnut-holes!
AMLAN/DANICA: Any given Sunday finds you a New Yorker, reader (ha).
READER: Buffalo's skyrocketing in speculations-plates (Fantasy Football!).
AMLAN/DANICA: Enjoy the philosophy (American thermal).
READER: Good for leviathan/uncertainty (fair).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on August 30, 2024
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