Professional Service: City of Job

Professional Service: City of Job

A Story by Abishai100
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Adaptation of the 1994 Luc Besson gem about inventive city-cleats for heroic assassins-adjective and wrought waffles.

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A late-summer adaptation of the graphic and immersive assassins/paranoia film The Professional (Luc Besson), which I hope you like, 
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TONI: Can you handle the case, Leon, or are you post-prime, artsy?
LEON: I can handle anything, Toni; you're my job-recruitment deity!
TONI: That's good, since you need to rescue mom/daughter for toys.
LEON: I'll leave some toy symbol for streets-IQ after executing the ghouls.
TONI: Good, you're the loveliest hitman of this Italian city, Leon (thanx).
LEON: Facebook-like?



BARON ION: So, I'm to think this b*****d killed my gargoyles and left toys?
ASSOCIATE: It's a Transformers cassette item, really cool, Baron.
BARON ION: If Toni thinx he's found some merc-assassin for my ruin...no.
ASSOCIATE: Well, we think our blood-diamond schematic's a little crooked!
BARON ION: Assign the policeman on the case; target the assassin (Leon?).
ASSOCIATE: He's apparently whisked away mom/daughter to the Poconos.
BARON ION: Blow it up...find your American Homeland beauty-magic, pal.
ASSOCIATE: We'll assign the Philly-cop to it, that crooked Thomas (good).
BARON ION: Leave me those cassette-toys (for my Cabinet).
ASSOCIATE: Thanx (farewell).



DARLA/PAM: Thanx for the video-game entertainment, hit-man!
LEON: You're free to enjoy; I've to secure the cabin from Hell (thanx).
DARLA/PAM: Is this some joke, Leon, or is Baron Ion really sending evils?
LEON: Don't worry, eh...I'm the Facebook-king (for jokes).



OFFICER THOMAS: I wanted to execute Darla/Pam in front of you.
LEON: All your crooked men are already dead, Thomas (huh?).
OFFICER THOMAS: What will you do now...with this silencer in your face?
LEON: I've already stuck you with a lethal injection, when you were stung.
OFFICER THOMAS: What...that was a damn bee, you foolish maniac!
LEON: You didn't notice, bad jitters (farewell).
OFFICER THOMAS: Facebook-like.



Leon left Darla/Pam a special doodle-avatar of a heroine in color-pencil he'd made while he was thinking of escape to Brussels for retirement, a football-cheerleader super woman, and he made it to Belgium after all, to open a waffle-house. Baron Ion was humbled, and Toni explained the angel was gone (forever). Blood-diamonds still flowed into the darkened City of Brotherly Love, but perchance you'll agree Darla/Pam would bring some Xmas-consumerism joys to this great city of the West (American Homeland) with that memoir of what Leon made for them...a 'view' for the Super Bowl.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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