Martian Spider: Decimal-Phylum

American astronaut (Mr. Amlan Satan) makes 1st-contact with a 'specter' on the Red-Planet for a 'revelation' concerning incomplete-consumption.

A Martian tale. 

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COUNCIL: You're to engage any alien detected for this signal-detections game.

ASTRONAUT (Mr. Amlan Satan): As the 1st-American on Mars, I anticipate games.

COUNCIL: Be wary of any lethal Martian with deformity or disingenuous intent.

ASTRONAUT: I'll return with some Selfie-logic for Earth-realm securities for us.

COUNCIL: Determine if the alien present is an angel or demon, astronaut.
ASTRONAUT: Without prejudice (Facebook-like).

COUNCIL: Excellence for leviathan/uncertainty, Amlan Satan (Godspeed).

MARTIAN: Welcome to my underground labyrinth on Mars, human!

ASTRONAUT (Amlan Satan): Thanx...me thinks.

MARTIAN: You find my visage challenging, spider-like (leviathan?).

ASTRONAUT: You're quite unusual in appearance, Martian (sure).

MARTIAN: I'm a challenger, of your Earth-realm confidence, surely?

ASTRONAUT: I don't doubt diplomacy 'IQ' but sense dare in your agenda, Martian.

MARTIAN: I'm from the abyss of darkness, human...you need Earth-defense.

ASTRONAUT: Am I to draw human-society Rationalism for a non-invasion policy?

MARTIAN: I have the power to exert mind-control over the whole-Earth.

ASTRONAUT: Let me guess, some futuristic electric-grid of brain-freeze?

MARTIAN: That's a good-guess, human...my visage reflects your superstitions (ok).

ASTRONAUT: Well, I'd like to return with Selfie-world agenda (sovereignty).

MARTIAN: Don't even dream of playing me in chess; you must trumpet capitalism.

ASTRONAUT: Would you believe I'm an 'avid-fan' of Syfy, Martian spider?

MARTIAN: Aha, Facebook-like (good for sovereignty).

ASTRONAUT: Farewell (thanx for the 'art' beard).

COUNCIL: You return shocked, Amlan Satan.

ASTRONAUT: Let's say I had to exchange adjective with a Martian spider.

COUNCIL: We'd like you to adapt the '1st-contact' into a novel concept (for all!).

ASTRONAUT: Western banks of sovereignty-readings (TV/Internet/cinema?).

COUNCIL: You're our gentle-born witness of darkness/mystery, Amlan Satan.

ASTRONAUT: I sensed if I exchanged vainly, the Martian would've used Hell!

COUNCIL: So, this 'leviathan' specter from the Abyss (as you say) is a daredevil.

ASTRONAUT: Had I answered him with bad English, he'd unleash a plague.

COUNCIL: With this satisfaction-compact, we hype Earth sovereign screens (ok?).

ASTRONAUT: Sounds like 'fare' capitalism/distance (ok).

COUNCIL: You're not shaken...as a Christian...are you?

ASTRONAUT: Selfie-like (leviathan).

WIFE: This is really great...like Robotech?

AMLAN SATAN: Sounds-dialysis for the cleats of leviathan, wife!

WIFE: Comics can comfort the crackling consciousness, Amlan Satan.

AMLAN SATAN: For art's sake, we make our sovereign-journal (with love!).

WIFE: If that Martian 'specter' was Lucifer himself, you made dot-compact.

AMLAN SATAN: For argyle-stocks...Facebook-like (cool).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)