Dr. Wily (of Thunder-Showers)

A Story by Abishai100

Can a hero of Earth thwart an evil blueprint of the calculator-dark Dr. Wily for Western phones?

Dr. Wily (Mega Man) is one of those iconic mad-science evildoer faces in cartoons/games that evoke our real Earth nature interests/languages of sanity and heroics, so I'm making a 3-series in his 'honor' for fiction. Thanks for reading,

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DR. WILY: I shall persuade this rogue Russian general madman maniac to deliver home a missile-yank message to the San Andreas fault (Cali) for a quake of serious post-Chernobyl/Valdez horror portions in Earthling life to destroy this NFL-preseason ('24) giggles of capitalism nuisance (for the Ego).

Well, Dr. Wily was really pulling of a pre-football/TV culture prank of Hell now, with his recruitment of Russian terror-weapons for an earthquake message in the West (American Homeland) too jarring to be relieved by Earth movie/media/magazine culture! However, our heroic Mega Man (Mr. Amlan Satan), a resourceful Earthling-prince of great psychic powers and super human speed/strength for stabilizing large matter and tiny-element energy, dared to dizzy Wily with a fantastically beautiful color-wheel, long-enough to interrupt the communications command signals the mad doc would deliver to his recruited Russian rogue/general/maniac (wow).

MEGA MAN: Russian interference during that Ukraine invasion, doc?

WILY: You won't perturb my brains for Earth shattering of glassy vanity, man!

MEGA MAN: Perchance you've become specially 'cooled' by universal magic?

WILY: What's it?

MEGA MAN: Those magic mosaic images of nation-colors of flags of peace, doc?

WILY: Hmmm.

As a very special ladies' softball media 'event' was underway in the West, Mega Man ensured such modern Earth TV-culture flowers would be crushed by the flying Wily in his evil craft, and this would be a great image for the legends/maps of capitalism's favor/unification.

SOFTBALL COACH: You the cool hero, nice color weapon!

MEGA MAN (Mr. Amlan Satan): Thanx, lady...Selfie-like (ha).

Mega Man saved the day (as hoped!). Dr. Wily retreated to the Grand Canyon, in a hidden underground newly-built lair, where he'd devise the next threat-strike against man's special Selfie-universe of incomplete-distances readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of capitalism...and colored glass.