Kangaroo-Air: Invasion

Aussie/Earth dominion charmer inspired by the Tim Burton alien-landings wonder.

An Aussie-fable, inspired by Mars Attacks! (Tim Burton). 

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Amlan and Danica were serving as special Ayers Rock tour-guides as Summer '24 came to an end, and they weren't prepared for the Martian warlock invasion for their incomplete Selfie-age of simplified Earthling cleats for comforts/lifestyle/photo-shares (damn).

The Martian warlock, Endymion, insisted he'd a special intuition of the human realm ghost-magic of the Ayers Rock land of Aussies and wanted to marked a special Donruss football culture trophy/card with the help of Amlan and Danica; but he secretly plotted to betray them for a colonization/invasion 'agenda' using his species-crossing ability to control the minds of an entire race through telepathy (wow).

AMLAN/DANICA: Why should we keep this secret (for us)?
ENDYMION: This concerns a Donruss-treasure for your capitalism; insider-profit!

AMLAN/DANICA: Well, we're made of as mark as something like Adam/Eve?

ENDYMION: Consider the environment of profit/helmets something of the brains!

AMLAN/DANICA: We smell weird kangaroo hospitality failures of investor-vanities.

ENDYMION: Wise to suspect; but your football trophy/card speaks 'good' Earth!

AMLAN'/DANICA: We need time to ponder...maybe you're just an alien critic.

ENDYMION: Selfie-like!

Amlan was shrewd to suspect Endymion, a warlock from Mars, was gonna betray them, and all of capitalism/Earth; and Danica concurred with his sense(s) and used a careful/ingenious cyber-portal to make contact between Aussie and American cowboy government towers in their age of computers/electricity and catalyzed a massive treaty to ward-off Endymion's psychic threat to sovereignty with a proud Selfie-statement about electron-imagination of self-conceived right to anticolonialism 'choreography' for good football field goals (for the Ego!).

AMLAN: Looks good for Autumn football on Aussie-cable (Irish-TV!).

DANICA: Endymion's self-exiled to the deep-ocean abyss (as a video-game fan).

AMLAN: Selfie-age speaks to all sort of toys for brainiacs, darling!

DANICA: Let's embrace some eco-capitalism thesis (for Ayers Rock).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)