The Gate: Vampire Qualia

A vignette about incomplete-distances readings to the vampire-legends requiring shield of vanity and the 'cool' effort of princely theater.

A vampire legend vignette. 

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A special social house in New England, on an iconic educational campus, called Bones-Gate, is where we find a special Catholic warrior named Amlan Satan who sought a special vampire-Earth shield as a global tidal-wave of vampire consciousness overtook the planet, moving our protagonist hero to return to his alma-mater to create a special youth cyber-homeschooling project for casting himself, and his youthful pupils, as miracle-saved from bloody-murder from a new entire Earth-race vampire agenda for complete anarchy, for infrastructure random targeting (for leviathan!).

VAMPIRE: You don't doubt our reach of Hell, prince of Earth?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Catholic-man, and warrior/priest; I doubt nothing!

VAMPIRE: You've some special 'educational trophy' for defense of your Gate.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You bet...Selfie-helmet for leviathan.

VAMPIRE: Prey tell, hahaha.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanksgiving-TV culture image for hospitality's face (ok?).

VAMPIRE: What's it?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like.

His pupils were the most-blessed by this Gate-shield against the vanity of Earth-race vampire consciousness, as he crafted a social media culture 'friendly' Thanksgiving-TV culture trophy representation, a Detroit-city QB-diamond worth its weight for the fashion of youth-calendar art thesauruses.

VAMPIRE: Matt Stafford Lions-QB rookie-card, hero?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: A Super Bowl premonitions card for Western vanity, vampire.

VAMPIRE: What's this value for TV and football cleats, Mr. Satan (for your Gate)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You can guess it; it's my trophy for Earth's distances.

VAMPIRE: For the Ego.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: For my pupils...of Jabberwocky (farewell).

VAMPIRE: Farewell, Satan (hahaha).

Friends, we shall not tell you if the vampire 'agent' who knocked on the door of the Gate, where Mr. Satan (Amlan) conducted his cyber-homeschool project/venture and made his TV-nets culture shield of vanities for hospitality's charms to ward-off the entire Earth-race of vampires, was a man or woman, but we can tell you the message/language-lines of the vampire who challenged this protagonist-prince for his special football 'IQ' was surely an image of what'd become an Earth distance for all things...cool.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)