Mass.-Ave {Special Teams}

A narrative of a man of 'sportsmanship' detective-IQ (self-titled) for chase of a social media stalker with adverbs of pseudo-demonology.

A world detective tale, loosely inspired by The Alphabet Killer (Eliza Dushku). 

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I was studying patterns of campus crime in Mass. I learned of a special campus worry concerning strange social media environment death-threats, posed by a mystery-male who claimed his deity of inspiration/psychology, a video-game reptile-like glowing-eyes assassin/murderer; I knew then this was my case for interest, given my special fascination with securities in educational spaces for my Selfie age.

READER: This guy claimed he'd been selling watches on Mass.-Ave (deed-day).
ME: I'm certain this 'Video-Game Man' (VGM) has some toylands critiques for us!

READER: Watch yourself, detective-friend; this is some anti-capitalism measure.

ME: That's because our (shared) Mass. (New England) campus area's high-art?

READER: I'd not doubt it, but Godspeed (there's witches and vampires here/now).

ME: Good (Selfie-like).

This unknown stalker-criminal psychopath of this environment shared by my readers/fans of the 21st-Century (new millennium) was some kind of video-game fanatic, but why make mark of this respectable educational space was now my special adverbial (quick!) concern...for the Ego.

Something happened to me. I started to think of myself as the psycho, and I started seeing visions and bad-dreams of becoming the video-game reptile-inspiration the psycho wrote about (anonymously) on social media. I knew I was a fan of Madden (football/games), but this was insane. I started seeing myself as the psycho's avatar stalking the people (now) listed as his Earth 'field goal' victims (fiction-like).

READER: One of his targets, a campus cheerleader-lady/angel (Agnes of God)?

ME: Surely some cinema/video-game reference for bad narcissism/sarcasm!

READER: He's doing some John Doe 7-Sins nonsense, then?
ME: Uncertain; we do know he likes trumpeting his own sarcasm (Selfie-like).

READER: Tree of Knowledge...the helmets of Eve (herself?).

ME: Good thought for criminal worry; I hope to see better things in my brain.

READER: Who doesn't like MIT (ha)?

Finally, on Saint Patrick's Day, as I rode the metro, with my pot of homemade Irish curry-stew, I came face-to-face with the unnamed/non-identified 'Video-Game Man' of Mass.-Ave. I called him John Doe (of course!).

DOE: Not as interesting as Amityville, eh?
ME: I'm not claiming you're surely this stalker of social media, pal.
DOE: You've got detective's eyes, friend.
ME: Don't be silly...this is simply a funny metro-exchange for journals!
DOE: Good.
ME: I got the shakes chasing a human like you, pal!
DOE: Good.
ME: Fan of curry-stew (Irish)?
DOE: Catholic?
ME: I'm Algerian-American (immigrant/citizen); I like lots of Guinness.
DOE: Write about this metro-chat; surely hypotheses-blood (Facebook-like).

ME: Good (farewell...stranger!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)