Boston's Candy

Can a vigilante-prince offer an eco-image of New England rhetoric for diamonds-and-lookers?

A New England set eco-vigilantism yarn. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the US-city of Boston and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' interpretation). 

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READER: This was some chemical-warfare Boston-town adjective for capitalism-insurance?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm not disclosing my name/agenda, but I've this Halloween Selfie-IQ.

READER: You made a bank-outdoors eco-theater in mask/costume with acid-gun games?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I had a street-performance and walked in with a request for vault-photo.

READER: You were escorted to the vault boxes by the guardsman (Leo).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Filled my theater-prop water-gun with bathroom-made HCL.

READER: Burned the Ion-box and swapped the blood-diamonds with glass-animal toys?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Memory of this Halloween deed is pure insurance-hyperbole for Boston.

READER: They thought you were an Ion-insider with prepaid insurance stunt for eco-gossip!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Perchance this was a game for strategy in New England Selfie-population?

READER: Fine.

INTERPOL: "Blood diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy woe(s)."

BANK MANAGER: This guy was performing outside with eco-theater in mask/costume.

INTERVIEW: Halloween Day infrastructure eco-capitalism vigilante-image?

BANK MANAGER: We'd like to stay-clean of Ion-co. street-gossip for conflict-zone gems.

INTERVIEW: Smuggled blood-diamonds from African shores for North American fiction?

BANK MANAGER: We thought he was some theater-artist for vault-photos insurance chatter.

INTERVIEW: Left an insurance note with the guardsman?

BANK MANAGER: "Post-9/11 era infrastructure hype for prepaid gem-swaps and eco-lead."

INTERVIEW: Facebook-like!

POLICE CHIEF: This was some language-adjective for New England eco-vigilantism?

OFFICER CHARLIE: I'm hot on the case, and this Robin Hood hype's all Boston-town work!

POLICE CHIEF: Perchance we find the right-stuff for North American capitalism-chess?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Maybe Ion's made his own insider-game for eco-gossip and insurance, Chief.

POLICE CHIEF: We'll cast this Robin Hood action-set as news-worthy but keep vigilant, Charlie.

OFFICER CHARLIE: Without fiction, Chief (Facebook-like).

AMLAN SATAN: I've $2M of Ion-gems, blood-diamond rumors, for Interpol-relation language.

GIRLFRIEND: We're to Brussels with retirement-view post-vigilantism and Robin Hood laurel!

AMLAN SATAN: Well, we may remember Boston-town heroics as special capitalism-adjective.

GIRLFRIEND: What about Baron Ion?

AMLAN SATAN: He'll get-out clean with some eco-cleaning street-gossip spin; but we're heroes.

GIRLFRIEND: Who said Robin Hood's dead, eh?
AMLAN SATAN: Western banks field goals, sweetie.

Well, Amlan Satan acquired that Halloween deed for special Earthling sportsmanship, in the annals of Boston-heroics, a place where the Tea Party record and new age troubles like the Marathon bombings made for special citizenry-lines of specified asset/history image of human festivity, comparable to New Orleans Mardi-Gras hyperbole (surely!).

After he and his lady escaped to Brussels, Amlan set a special Xmas-consumerism doodle-avatar parody-avatar storyboard of this fave-character "Evil_Elf" for cyber-matrix superstitions of what made consumerism and toylands/treasure iconography a special Earthling magic for all things cute and sacred. Baron Ion meanwhile wondered if he was out-matched by a new age vigilante-musketeer who used the cartoon-streets gossip of eco-consciousness to create an Earthling-pronoun for simplified chocolate (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)