Martian Candy: Division/Fraction {Weak-End}

Is Earthling capitalism line a strength for 'world-phenotype' fantasy?

A worldly fantasy for capitalism defense omens. 

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MARTIAN: I contact you, prince of Earth, as a cyber-adversary of capitalism-IQ!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: This is Selfie-culture readings for my American vanity?
MARTIAN: I've likened myself to some of your video-game subculture art(s).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm to think this is some hyperbole for capitalism's cleats?

MARTIAN: Do you doubt your home-life comforts warrant some envy/challenge(s)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, I live happy at home with my mail-order-bride for games.

MARTIAN: We've found some logic for your Earthling field goals for quarters, then?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Proceed (Facebook-like!).

Friends, this is a tale of incomplete-distances readings for social/capitalism IQ involving an Earthling prince of vanities, Mr. Amlan Satan, who'd been pronouncedly challenged by a spying Martian adversary, with name unknown, a 'being' who simply referred to himself as the Martian, and offered our protagonist prince-hero a special treasure-lifestyle 'game' for language-adjective, but would he succeed (for capitalism's arms)?

MARTIAN: You fancy yourself as Selfie-consumerism art-wind?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I've this special fancy to send my girlfriend fashion-Selfies.

MARTIAN: You go to stores and dress-up and send your lady your clothing-images.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You find some alien-envy for this capitalism-dressing, eh?
MARTIAN: I've this special game-challenge for your citizenry-traffic vanities.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm to configure my lifestyle with your alien-envy docs?

MARTIAN: Is this your capitalist world for absolute football, prince of Earth?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like perhaps.

GIRLFRIEND: Will you marry me?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I was contacted by a spying/envious Martian alien being, hon.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm to believe in this joke, hon?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This guy's claimed he's knowledgeable about our luxuries!

GIRLFRIEND: He wants you to adapt your consumerism-frills into some fiction, eh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's my guess; either he's an invader or a terrorist with IQ.

GIRLFRIEND: The best way to defend capitalism for Earth is to make hyperbole.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Perhaps this 'challenger-diplomat' was a citizen-deformer?

GIRLFRIEND: Good (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)