Somerville Egg Lead

Inventive wit-tale of New England community inventiveness and 'reaction' superstition for mod-Earthling bad-sportsmanship dangers.

An inventive social security superstitions paranoia-parody tale of community/culture ornament for Western (American Homeland) rhetoric/storytelling, inspired (very-loosely) by My Blue Heaven (Steve Martin). Thanks so much for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Fighting Irish football) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' review). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, resident of Somerville (Massachusetts), recast himself as an Autumn college-athletics TV season self-made pirate named 'Scruffy' (for social media lines of festive community circulations of homemade treat-filled chocolate egg-shaped treats he called Leviathan - Selfie-like).

READER: This cyber-post series about 'Scruffy's Eggs' sure's Somerville optimism.

SCRUFFY: That's what we need in the West; Autumn candy-shares for sport-TV!

READER: Fan of rivalry TV-adjectives for media-life, eh?

SCRUFFY: Yeah...Irish-Penn; Florida-Miami; Army-Navy; USC-UCLA; egg-candy IQ.

READER: Somerville could use such medicine for Homeland community tales, sure.

SCRUFFY: Thanx...I've the mind such pirate-act wards off the Devil (for peace!).

READER: Sounds-dialysis for the mod-leviathan of invasion/terrorism (e.g., 9/11).

SCRUFFY: We need something more for Autumn than Michael Myers, reader (ok).

Scruffy (Mr. Amlan Satan) was right-o. Somerville (America) really did need some mod-millennium 'injection' of community magic, and those treat-filled egg-shaped chocolate treat candies for local area circulation for college-football TV anticipations/feelings that Autumn stirred the right magic for New England culture/citizenry, and 'Scruffy' made the local/social-media headlines and chats as a new kind of pirate-for-hyperbole (Selfie-like!).

TERRORIST: I shall destroy this Sommerville sunshine erected by Scruffy.

FRIEND: This is ingeniously evil, sir; we might usurp the invisible hand of 9/11 too!

TERRORIST: Don't be vain; 9/11 was better than Pearl Harbor; this will be veils.

FRIEND: Wow, ruin Somerville college-football TV with silencer-guns and funnies!

TERRORIST: I might just succeed, if you don't spill the beans with your big-mouth.

FRIEND: Damn.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)