Double-Sign {Hyperion/Endymion}

Can Haddonfield 'fudge-cabinet' writers evade the Purge on Devil's Night (in this 'fortune-culture' adaptation of the iconic-mod dystopian franchise about inventive bad-sportsmanship)?

A pre-Autumn fanfiction of The Purge. Enjoy (here comes NCAAF), 

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HYPERION: As post-grad pals of Haddonfield, I'm psyched for Devil's Night.

ENDYMION: Our two sci-fi franchise adopted cyber-pseudonyms are ideal, pal.

HYPERION: These adjectives we're casting for a suburbia double-sign are celebrity.

ENDYMION: Have you heard of this secret/underground 'Purge' phenomena, friend?

HYPERION: I've read it (on some forums on the Net); catharsis of criminal-purge.

ENDYMION: Organized cult-activity of East Coast criminality for psychiatry.

HYPERION: Yeah, masked weaponized psychos chasing appointed/tattooed runners.

ENDYMION: Predator-prey mask-games post-midnight on Devil's Night (Oct.-30).

HYPERION: Shouldn't interfere with our capitalist sci-fi storyboard-appeal (10/30).

ENDYMION: Facebook-like (surely).

Our two protagonist prince 'heroes' of Haddonfield suburbia (American Homeland) collected the right-stuff images for their nifty Western (USA) social media culture 'friendly' cyber-storyboard about incomplete-distances readings to trophy-image for capitalism-race symbolism for cleats and field goals as Devil's Night (Oct.-30) fast-approached, but they didn't know the Purge, an annual ritually 'sanctioned' secret underground-cult/club choreographed night of post-midnight criminal-urge catharsis for psychiatry-claim (involving members of the middle and upper classes of the American East Coast), was about to strike at their 'friendly' trophy-storyboard for capitalism/transit superstitions (for the Ego).

PURGE ADVOCATE: Knock, knock, gents.

HYPERION/ENDYMION: We're but two affable Haddonfield cyber-writers, friend.
PURGE ADVOCATE: I'm not a friend, pals; I've been commissioned by the Purge.

HYPERION/ENDYMION: We've heard of it...some gossip for pranks (Devil's Night).

PURGE ADVOCATE: Well, it's Oct.-30, and you're ill prepared, gents (ok?).

HYPERION/ENDYMION: No, no, no, no; we've two trophies for home-pardon.

PURGE ADVOCATE: Let's see the first item...whatever you call 'trophy' for prayer.

HYPERION/ENDYMION: Sure...it's an Xmas-consumerism 'parody' doodle-avatar.

PURGE ADVOCATE: "Evil_Elf" (for mall-complex), gents?

HYPERION/ENDYMION: We've one more (trophy).

PURGE ADVOCATE: Prey tell (Facebook-like?).

The masked bandit, a Purge 'advocate' for Devil's Night, sent to the Haddonfield-residence where Hyperion and Endymion wrote (real names not disclosed), was pleased with the first-trophy the two 'gents' presented for home/securities 'pardon' from the Purge, that Devil's Night American Homeland 'event' that would incorporate targets for nerdist yuppies with false-patriotism bravado. However, they were suddenly ordered to procure their second claimed trophy for patriotism-claims. They did so, a college-football TV-culture card, featuring an athlete reminding Americans (of all races) why 'Irish-TV' (NBC) was somehow an Earth-cleat for festive 'democracy-invention' prayers. The Purge advocate liked this trophy (too).

PURGE ADVOCATE: I've got to call Mission-Center (Purge); wait (impatiently).

HYPERION/ENDYMION: Take the time; keep the card; gift it for your cabinet.

PURGE ADVOCATE: Don't be gulled into thinking I'm 'wooed' by capitalism-IQ, gents.

HYPERION/ENDYMION: This is Haddonfield (Jersey); we share avatar (Halloween).

PURGE ADVOCATE: I'm calling Mission-Center; wait (Selfie-like).

Mission-Center (the Purge) pardoned 'Hyperion and Endymion' (real named undisclosed). The masked bandit 'Purge-advocate' who knocked on their door on Oct.-30 (Devil's Night) was moved somehow to be persuaded that the two capitalism-race 'culture-trophies' the two 'gents' showcased (the Xmas-consumerism "Evil_Elf" cyber-tales parody doodle-avatar; and the Irish-football QB-athlete card of TV-design reflection/gold) was the right-stuff to mark their Haddonfield 'haven' as a residence of substantive Selfie-culture cleats-for-books (and fiction!). This was a high sigh for Hyperion and Endymion who promised to never disclose this secret of the Purge-Pardon ('PP') and to never (ever!) reveal the Purge Advocate visit on Devil's Night which freed them from any eternal Purge field goals (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)