Cemetery Physiotherapy

Amlan/Danica seek 'IQ' from a cemetery-doll specter concerning forbidden-fruit decimals for the Ego.

A cemetery-superstitions yarn, loosely drawn from some of the themes/concepts from the original Pet Semetary adaptation (Stephen King). 

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AMLAN: Let's to this cemetery where there's report-sightings of this haunting doll.

DANICA: The witnesses have claimed it's spewing some message about treasures?

AMLAN: Something about the forbidden Tree of Knowledge, of ambition/greed.

DANICA: A haunted doll in a cemetery talking about tree-IQ for greed (ha).

AMLAN: Because it's so darn silly, Danica, it's to perfect Selfie-superstitions.

DANICA: Let's do it (Facebook-like).

AMLAN: This is a stranger environment, Danica babe.

DANICA: Far from our any-given-Sunday football-TV image for ads/beer.

AMLAN: Well, we've brought our banzai-tree in-hand so we can chant and wait.

DANICA: The doll's concerning some Tree of Knowledge (Christian mythos) vanity?

AMLAN: That's what witnesses have claimed it's whispering...forbidden intelligence.

DANICA: I wonder the doll specter will mark us as cemetery-fools (or 'yuppies').

AMLAN: Given our Ivy-background and New England/Jersey fortunes, it's IQ.

DANICA: We can only chant/wait for this doll-language (Facebook-like!).

DOLL: Waiting for me, fools?
AMLAN/DANICA: You're real and here!

DOLL: Do you know of the Tree of Knowledge, fools?

AMLAN/DANICA: What's your line, specter from Hell?

DOLL: I am from Hell (indeed!), but not your conception of Hell, fools.

AMLAN/DANICA: Why this tree-superstition, doll?

DOLL: Those who eat of its forbidden-fruit (Ego) find some adverb for folly.

AMLAN/DANICA: Folly?
DOLL: Selfie-like.

AMLAN: What's your examination conclusions here, Danica darling?
DANICA: The doll wanted us to know that forbidden-fruits yield silence.

AMLAN: Are we to adapt the examination into some novel write, babe?

DANICA: Maybe the doll wants us to keep her/it a dark secret, Amlan hon.

AMLAN: Well...me thinks some curative Saint Patrick's Day stew-curry is good-order!

DANICA: Facebook-like (sure).

AMLAN: I got us this 'grounds-swelling' film for Halloween (Alligator).

DANICA: Oh, that Robert Forster monstrosity film (ok!).

AMLAN: Remember the doll (from the cemetery), hon?

DANICA: Some things (immortal?) are better-left...drowned.

AMLAN: Leviathan (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)