Venger: Theoretical Human

Venusian sorcerer experiments with Western/Earthling (American Homeland) capitalism 'theory' for an expression worthy of his 'thief' cleats.

A fortune civilization superstitions yarn featuring the pensive cartoon antihero sorcerer  of pseudo-Machiavellian mentalism, Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and (loosely) drawn from the culture-complications 'lines' from the American 'fortunes' docu-drama Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore), which I think you'll like, 

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Venger, lone sorcerer of Venus, decided to become an Earth-realm disguised prince of the Orange-State (American Homeland), Mr. Amlan Satan, and followed the advice of his Venusian horse-vizier friend (Nightmare) to perform special bank-box storage swaps of (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamonds' with eco-message glass-animal toys for a capitalism-leviathan superstitions message for conflict-zone gem mining smugglers/exploitations laughter address for 21st-Century Selfie-age media/cartoons/criticism (for journals!).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: "Wiring my journal-write for this Orange-State expression of real estate value and treasure-islands motions of insurance/diamonds and feeling like Robin Hood or a 'cartoon' avatar (even James Bond) for capitalism-leviathan arms of bread/fruit, which drew me to this Western (American Homeland) diamond-investor 'yuppie' couple (Marge/Thomas) for a Selfie-fortune thesis (damn)."

MARGE: I'm a dolphins-fan, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN: Maybe I'm from Venus, Marge (ha).

MARGE: Were you that blood-diamond storages (rumored) merry-man, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: You wish me to become your live-in 'angel' with Thomas (your hubby)/

MARGE: We with so to experiment with love-bonds as aristocrats, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN: You want me to court you as a 3rd-wheel to test your fortune with Thomas.

MARGE: You guessed it...capitalism's bread/fruit and 'complexity' make for politics.

AMLAN: Are you a vampire or philosopher, Marge?

MARGE: We wish you to become our live-in Peter Pan...capitalism-dangers lab.

AMLAN: Selfie-like (hmmm).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy thermals!

THOMAS: You look stranger character for Halloween Day.

AMLAN: Maybe I'm to perform a Coronavirus-mask bank-heist (eco-vigilantism).

THOMAS: Marge loves you, Satan.

AMLAN: You love Marge, so by transitive...I hate you (ha).

THOMAS: You're from Venus.

AMLAN: You said it (Selfie-like)...capitalism's bread/fruit for the phone-books.
THOMAS: Sure.

NIGHTMARE: What'd you learn, sorcerer?
VENGER ('Mr. Amlan Satan'): Capitalism's bread/fruit for phones (sure).

NIGHTMARE: What'd you make of Thomas/Marge, Venger (hmmm)?

VENGER: Capitalism's 'bloody-murder' for anti-Westerners (sure).

NIGHTMARE: You tried Orange-State California Pizza Kitchen, eh?

VENGER: Consumers like think-tanks (sure).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)