Damsel-of-Feature

A Story by Abishai100

Cervantes the bad-pirate becomes an Earth-realm 'artist' post-transit and may find 'discovery' in capitalism's 'broad' arms of lead.

A damsel-fantasy featuring a reference to an amazing antihero from video-game media Cervantes (Soul Calibur), a super villain really, but I'm spinning him for this special Summer tale. Thanks for reading!

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CERVANTES: Damn; too much sword-theater for my own vanity; need honor(s) now!

FRIEND: Transform into an Earth-realm vigilante-prince and seek some capitalism.

CERVANTES: Damn that's great advice, buddy; I shall do just that...for honor now!

FRIEND: You've always been a super villain...this shall feather your resume (secret).

CERVANTES: Good (Facebook-like).

Cervantes the merc-pirate of profit-Ego, decided to become a New England vigilante named Mr. Amlan Satan and robbed the Boston mansion of a ruthless blood-diamond baron named Endymion and stole his housekeeper, an angel-lady named Esmerelda, who'd surely become Endymion's personal slave in some form or another for devilish agenda of the vampire variety (damn). This was good capitalism image (for fiction!).

ESMERELDA: Thanx so much, Satan.

AMLAN: I'm no devil, but a real vigilante with a quest for honor here/now, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: I need some proof that you're worth the sanity for your proposal.

AMLAN: Won't you marry me, Esmerelda?

ESMERELDA: Facebook-like?

AMLAN: Damn.

Amlan ('Cervantes') married Ezzy and settled down in a small town called Haddonfield where he decided to start making damsel-art storyboards using pronounced known American Homeland social media and cartoon friendly avatars of great heroine-proportion(s). This was great for Cervantes who felt his heart had been totally transformed. This is why he promised never ever to return to his own time/dimension and instead stay in our Earth-realm...as a bloody artist (for football!).