Purge Bloody {Offensive-Line}

Amlan and Danica must find the miracle-adverbs for pardon from a Purge threat on Earth in this 'fun' adaptation of the series about dystopian anarchy fields.

A bright Summer adaptation of that iconic post-Orwellian community/civilization paranoia anarchism 'dominion' franchise/series The Purge. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' fanfare/translations). 

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AMLAN: This is a great Homeland-Jersey area for settling into our writing, wife.

DANICA: As your mail-order-bride, I concur our suburbia (Echelon) is pure wits.

AMLAN: So, you're set with this alternative medicine vampire-anemia med-write?

DANICA: It's an interest theory that drew much interest in Transylvania, hubby.

AMLAN: This is the right real estate value image we've got now then for you.

DANICA: All's safe in the West (American Homeland)...Facebook-like (quite-cool).

AMLAN: There's some new reading on social media of this Purge phenomenon, wife.

DANICA: I came across it, hubby; my Facebook-girlfriend echoed the interest, dear.

AMLAN: Says here it's some 'invisible-cult' of underground for 'sanctioned' anarchy!

DANICA: One-yearly night, pre-Halloween, nationwide psychos running post-hours.

AMLAN: One night of Hell to reduce that animal Earth instinct to engage pre/post?

DANICA: That's the gossip of Purge-lore; nothing linked to my vampire-meds writes.

AMLAN: Then, we're still 'immune' (ha)...Selfie-like.

Only they weren't immune. On the night of the Purge, a masked ('Scarecrow') Purge advocate (stranger character) knocked on the residence-door of Amlan and Danica, Earthlings. They insisted Danica's 'alternative-meds' vampire-anemia herbal/silicon/eucalyptus/leech blood-letting 'ancient-world' theories of psyche-relaxations of blood-loss hypochondria was somehow 'alien' and 'undesirable' and 'radical' to be considered patriot-like. This was shocking, since Danica complemented her alternative-med writes on social media with special homeopathy (Eastern/Indian) affirmed/certified potions for miracle-cure advice of the heart (hmmm).

PURGE MAN: Knock, knock.

AMLAN: Look, Danica's a mail-order-bride with good accreditation; we're peaceful.

PURGE MAN: You're a fool, you hippie.

AMLAN: Look, I've a 10K Tom Brady rookie (Michigan) card (football) as a wage.

PURGE MAN: You seek to bribe me for Purge-pardon with a football trophy, fool?

AMLAN: Trust me...it's the stuff of Halloweentime celebrity superstition, stranger.

PURGE MAN: What's it?

AMLAN: Think of it as overground patriot-thinking for mainstream capitalism!

PURGE MAN: And you'll just hand it to me, fool?

AMLAN: In exchange for full Purge-pardon for Danica's free-speech med docs.

PURGE MAN: Fine (quality-wire)...Happy Halloween.

AMLAN: Thanx (and farewell!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)