Ivory Coast Declassified (Ad/Block)

Can eco-language offer an Ivory-Coast mezzanine for pronounced Earth-distances to diamonds light?

A fun eco-adventure set in the wonderful Cote d'Ivoire for Summer read. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN SATAN: I shall chase you to the Ivory Coast if I have to for gem-insurance!

AJAY SATAN: As your estranged/evil twin, I concur Cote d'Ivoire is diamonds-game.

AMLAN SATAN: Can you not see we're so differing; me a cop and you not one?

AJAY SATAN: You've poised the language now, twin; perhaps I'll be there now.

AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like?

The Brothers Satan, Algerians who moved to Boston (New England), twins estranged/separated, grew up with radically differing views of Earth sportsmanship, with one become an eco-terrorist with blood-diamond adjectives in his chest/pocket, and the other a detective of law-inquiries. When Amlan surmised Ajay would be in Cote d'Ivoire for a special Halloween Day swap of rumored/insured conflict-zone gems smuggled from African shores for warlord-zone exploitation worldly storytelling, he knew he'd have to stake-out the Ivory Coast bank boxes building for storages (Ion-co.) to defend post-9/11 era Earth field goals for treasure-islands insurances qualification (for the Ego).

BARONESS ION: This is bad eco-street gossip for my smugglers-roads ad(s).

CONSULTANT: This eco-radicalism 'dare' on social media makes bad games IQ, hon.

BARONESS ION: Damn; me thought Ivory-Coast field goals made fashion-image IQ.

CONSULTANT: It does; and we do; we'll spin the outcome(s) into eco-media (IQ).

BARONESS ION: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan, babe; it's magazine-cinema!

BANK MANAGER: The guy was in a Halloween Day mask ('Scarecrow') with hostage.

DETECTIVE SATAN (Amlan): It's my evil twin, pal; he took a 'mock' hostage?

BANK MANAGER: Said he/she knew the Baroness; she escorted him to the vault.

DETECTIVE SATAN (Amlan): Used his eco-theater prop water-gun filled with HCL?

BANK MANAGER: You said it; Cote d'Ivoire football or insider-theater by Ion itself?

DETECTIVE SATAN (Amlan): That 'mock' hostage (lady-teller) won't return, pal.

BANK MANAGER: Flew away with the 'qualified' insider theater-man, detective?

DETECTIVE SATAN (Amlan): Like I said it; my evil-twin (leviathan-chemistry).

BANK MANAGER: Selfie-like!

Years later, we find one of the calculator Brothers Satan (Amlan/Ajay) inside a Royal Farms convenience-store in Boston-town (New England) taking a Selfie when the Baroness (Ion-co.) walked-in during a gas/shopping stop while en-route to her American Homeland Super Bowl diamonds-ads 'negotiations' examination for capitalism-race insider adjectives in the post-9/11 era of commerce-linked Earth daydreams. The Satan in the store (Royal Farms) greeted her, insisting he'd heard of her legend/fame. She didn't know if it was the Satan who was the eco-hyped 'Robin Hood' that one summer for Ivory-Coast laughter (hmmm).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)