Psychics-Jersey: American Field Goals

How does politics 'view' complement Earth's 'sporting' fiction-writers (for telepathy)?

A capitalism 'ethos' fable drawn from the civilization 'complications' docu-drama Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore), which I really think you'll enjoy (and thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative politics/culture 'fanfiction' offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., 2024 Presidential campaign) and all images/references used herein (e.g., Royal Farms) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' review). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had been working at a Homeland-Jersey convenience-gas stop/station where he liked regularly conversing with the passerby and customers and auto-drivers for consumers-sales and life comforts in the post-9/11 era and one Saturday's Eve decided to become more conversational in adjectives about the new media/culture intrigue surrounding the loud showcase of challenging comeback-artist politician/capitalist Donald Trump downplaying the aged and questioned and weary valor/deeds of the current President seeking re-election (Joe Biden!). However, Satan held a secret for his chat-friends at his royal gas convenience stop, and it was that he was a real American/Earth telepath (a psychic).

CUSTOMER: Well, I liked Trump first, especially in Celebrity Apprentice; but Biden won my favors.

SATAN (Amlan!): I can sense your American-Earth mind, friend; Trump was money-gusto/calculator!

CUSTOMER: Biden is reserved and pensive and self-gathered, but he's weary and reflective of his age.

SATAN (Amlan!): You said it, friend; Trump's ousting/restorations signal American convenience speeds.

CUSTOMER: It's a fast-food and petrol-universe, right?

SATAN (Amlan!): For leviathan (thanx).

Incredibly true were Amlan Satan's simplified 'leviathan' readings for chats with his gas-stop/store customers during that 2024 post-9/11 era American Presidential election 'process' during which Biden's age and Trump's restorations-fury/angst combined to make rather holism-cleats capitalism 'couture' pedestrian/citizenry interest in the accessibility of Western politics/psychology for street-reviews and investor hand-axes laughter/smilies. Of course, we know Amlan's telepathy is what contributed to his uncanny sense of sensing his customers' senses of superstitions/fears/confidence about the general American capitalism (or democratic!) process for life. He shocked one lady-customer, a war-vet of Western machinery (Tandy)with a Selfie-culture revelation for fiction.

TANDY: What's it, station-man?
SATAN (Amlan!): Biden will exit; someone's gonna take over, Tandy.

TANDY: What's it, station-man?
SATAN (Amlan!): Capitalism's like Parcheesi, Tandy...stops/counts for colors-of-risk.

TANDY: What's it, station-man?
SATAN (Amlan!): Biden's exit will anticipate a colored-glass petrol-world (for us).

Was he right? Would Biden's exit signal a new turn for capitalism's arms of leviathan for the new Earth of petrol/pirates/pundits/pranksters? Well, his convenience stop customers/pals found him quite the 'natural psychic' of Earth (American Homeland), so Amlan Satan began to write us a special telepathy-view 'sporting-democracy' novel concept for Selfie-culture (Dartmouth Brained).

CUSTOMER: Why this horror-show for Halloween (Friday the 13th: New Blood), man?
AMLAN: Perchance it's for the leviathan of a good-cause adjective (Nobel Prize).

CUSTOMER: Weird...capitalism's Jersey.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)