Dublin's Elfin

Inventive eco-Xmas yarn about expressions of consumer highways doilies for 'elfin' cleats.

An inventive eco-capitalism yarn, loosely inspired by the 'Golem-dowry' illusions/allusions of The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (ETA Hoffmann), for Xmas-in-July (Happy Summer), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan made a darting course for a football-diamonds ads representations cleat in Dublin (Ireland) as a masked Halloween pre-Xmas consumerism season theater-bandit with an agenda to swap some diamonds with glass-animal toys for eco-messages about Earth flora/fauna/fountains of Selfie-consumerism culture readings/commentary, poised as a businessman/investor and costumed as a social media 'incendiary' for capitalism citizenry-IQ.

SATAN: "You were that Robin Hood eco-theater diamond-showcase on Halloween?"

READER: That's what I asked you, good-fellow.

SATAN: I'd not disclose, but I can warrant my interest in the 'deed' is Dublin-IQ.

READER: You're an Algerian-American (Bostonian) versed in eco-capitalism, eh?

SATAN: Dublin's Elfin...a pre-Xmas consumerism 'superstition' for smugglers!

READER: Insured diamonds for conflict-zone hyperbole, as Xmas fast approaches.

SATAN: Isn't your neighboring Dublin of the UK an (equal) Xmas-minerals store?

READER: Without doubt (Super Bowl TV allegories).

The deed was set. Mr. Amlan Satan was Dublin's Elfin. This was a diamonds-cleats superstitions hyperbole for the Selfie-books in Euro-time for world-handshakes and pre-Xmas consumerism laughter/class. Perchance Satan had cast himself as some world-tourism social media 'reader' of the quality of Halloween/Samhain doctorates, versed in varied folk-literature about treasure islands from India/Ireland/Algeria (for the Ego!).

INTERPOL: "Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy woe(s)!"

Pre-flight to Brussels, Satan (Amlan!) cast a superstitions 'rich' inter-religious Xmas-consumerism cartoon-comedy avatar-heroine for his world fantasy faerie-tale of recruited insider-agenda for diamond-circulations 'intelligence' and hoped it would remind (all) people of Europe of the 'troubles' of inventive manmade bureaucracy-arts for ads and Super Bowl TV (for the past network!).

READER: Xmas finds you in snowy Belfast, good-fellow?

SATAN: Without doubts for leviathan, reader (thanx).

READER: Silver Bells (Livingston/Evans).

SATAN: I prefer Sleigh Ride (Leroy Anderson).

READER: Good (Selfie-like).

WIFE: For our son.

SATAN: An Xmas-consumerism season parody stick-figure (ha).

WIFE: Ain't Xmas (all!) about deities?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)