Castle/Entry: Blood Den Phenotype

A married couple of overground faces make for a vampire/apparition inquest concerning castle-downs.

Vampire lore catches our nature Earth fascination with alternative forms of lifestyle and a psyche-IQ for immortality and morbid blood work/death, and this yarn invokes some of those 'classic' images/concepts, drawn from varied media/movies/comics. Thanks so much for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any persons/body and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' translation). 

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AMLAN: We make for this castle-visit to uncover a vampire-queen's hideout, hon.

DANICA: Good look, hubby; we're making a weapons/treasures stand for Earth.

AMLAN: These undead immortals of consciousness require shields of the vanity.

DANICA: Good look, hubby; we're making a value for human cleats of Heaven.

AMLAN: Facebook-like?

Amlan and Danica, anthropologist and fashion-designer, darted to a Scottish castle where gossip flew about a haunting siren-specter, a vampire 'queen' of Hell, lurked to terrorize tourists and enthralling our darling protagonist hero-couple of the West (American Homeland) who carried with them special minerals/stones treasures of vanity charm and weapons of 'classic' vampire-tracking intelligence for the mod-21st-Century Earth of our fashion-eyes and social-media for cleats and wire (Facebook-like).

AMLAN: This is the castle, wife (let's go).

DANICA: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan, hubby (ok)!

AMLAN: I've got that opal-gem ring for show; you've the Holy-Water and arrows.

DANICA: You've that ultimate stake (for the queen's heart!).

AMLAN: We'll make for a fashionably mid-afternoon call-out to her ghost, wife.

DANICA: Good look; we'll scurry and prowl like students, drawing her vanities.

AMLAN: Ha, an image for castle-keep and human-IQ wanderings into the dark!

DANICA: Wary of this specter's convolutions of enmity for mankind, dear.

AMLAN: Good look, wife; let's say we'll listen for field goals (Facebook-like).

DANICA: Charmed.

VAMPIRE: You come to my castle, afternoon, and rain falls as the night came!

AMLAN/DANICA: We splash your apparition with Holy-Water; firing arrows now.

VAMPIRE: Thanx for the warning, heroes; you're a married doll-duet of arts.

AMLAN/DANICA: Perchance we exorcise you and you cease perdition (for art).

VAMPIRE: Will you write my tale, heroes (for scholarship)?

AMLAN/DANICA: Why not...aren't (all) vampires (bishops/queens) coaches?

VAMPIRE: Selfie-like (good).

"His right hand gripped her by the back of the neck, forcing her face down on his bosom.  Her white nightdress was smeared with blood, and a thin stream trickled down the man's bare breast which was shown by his torn-open dress.  The attitude of the two had a terrible resemblance to a child forcing a kitten's nose into a saucer of milk to compel it to drink" (Dracula, excerpt, Bram Stoker).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)