Nerdist-Bluff: Vampire Tea Direction

Sports-writing adventurists find vampire lore on an Irish campus with a legends-eye for media/TV culture helmets (fanfiction of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" TV-series).

Vampires and football mix for helmets-and-cleats, inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of folklore/fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced TV series of inspiration (Joss Whedon) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' material). 

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AMLAN: Notre Dame TV has become a hallmark for social media access, sure.

DANICA: We'll trek to the campus for student/faculty culture of bureaucracy!

AMLAN: Did you read this cyber-forum gossip about an Irish-campus vampire?

DANICA: Isn't that rich...leprechauns and vampires for American diet?

AMLAN: Gold and wine...Selfie-like?

Amlan and Danica, sports-writers working at a Homeland-Jersey hostel-station (Inn-Express) for social media sports-fanfare languages, decided to cast a cool TV-culture superstitions line for sports (American football!) with a Notre Dame football season rumor that a vampire-queen was lurking making cyber-cult metaphysics hyperbole for competition-cleats reflective of capitalism's 'educational' leviathans (for the Ego).

Of course, they had no (real) proof there'd be a vampire-queen recruitment 'devil' working inside the Irish-campus cyber-circles of readings of social media activity for capitalism-symbolism hyperbole and 'incendiary' hand-axes of the Ego. However, they wanted to pronounce such leprechauns-vampires lore for colored-glass during the TV-culture hyped college-football season in which the Irish prepped a touted rivalry showcase with rivals Penn State (Nittany Lions) for fanfare-biases (for ghosts).

VAMPIRE: Greetings to you writers of the West (American Homeland).

AMLAN/DANICA: We're language-arts specialists, not mystics like Van Helsing!

VAMPIRE: Do you doubt my capitalism arms of leviathan now?

AMLAN/DANICA: We've got a case full of Holy Water (IQ), siren!

VAMPIRE: You dare to defend this Irish-land with my fangs for war/gossip.

AMLAN/DANICA: 'Tis a TV-culture adventure for lore for the campus-cleats, sure.

VAMPIRE: Selfie-like?

Folks, for the new Earth of incomplete-bureaucracy arts facilitating commerce/media 'bridge' games to peace (or sanity), Amlan/Danica could've been considered vampire-hunter symbolism (or diplomacy). Did this Western (American Holmeland) campus-siren (a 'vampire-queen') seek to exploit TV-traffic and sports-citizenry fanfare/education with special 'terrorist-illusion' incisions for our 'troubles' with streets/rumor cleats? What do you think? Is football-TV a thing of bloody wine (for the Ego)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)