Algiers-Newfoundland: The Walkie Talkie Thief

A 'real' Artful Dodger makes eyes for bloody-gems and a teller lady for an Earth helmet for the books.

Good world thief adventure, set in Newfoundland. Enjoy! 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: Move from Algiers to Newfoundland for this bank vigilante expression or illusion for eco-capitalism maneuver has me feeling like Artful Dodger material (Facebook-like).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance communications (IQ)!

Amlan Satan walked into a Newfoundland bank after moving there from Algiers on Halloween Day costumed as a copycat-thief at a place that was robbed and was now storing rumored/insured conflict-zone gems ('blood-diamonds') smuggled from African shores for pirate-mining exploitations of the mod-world fatso-investor hand-axes brand for marketing diamonds hyperbole (Facebook-like!).

He claimed he was sent by Interpol-relation to report on the thief of same costume for bank securities insurance media-arts theater and social communications/writes for Newfoundland and suspected there was fare-play for the rumored/insured blood-diamonds stored inside the bank vault (Ion-co.) and proceeded to use his theater-prop water-rifle (filled with bank-restroom made HCL with NaOH and electric wires) to burn the box and swap the gems with glass-animal toys for a Halloween eco-story (wow).

BANK MANAGER: He proceeded to 'escort' our lady-teller (Esmerelda) as a model!

INTERVIEW: Interpol-relation eco-message/theater for street-gossip.

BANK MANAGER: We don't want chatter about world-intrigue linked to the UK.

INTERVIEW: Ion-co. was linked to the Kingdom (somehow?).

BANK MANAGER: One of the Newfoundland policeman suspects Ion-inside jokes.

INTERVIEW: Prepaid, insured diamonds, world-eco smugglers gossip (insurance?).

BANK MANAGER: We don't care (Facebook-like!).

ESMERELDA: You want to take me to the movies now (post-flight to Brussels).

AMLAN: You know you're in love with me (Artful Dodger).

ESMERELDA: I thought you were an eco-terrorist!

AMLAN: Hey, maybe I am...but I love Netflix (like you).

ESMERELDA: Good.

It was in a bank-restroom where Mr. Satan (Artful Dodger) concocted this bright eco-capitalism 'vigilance' insurance-theater view for media message and glass-animal toys (ha). Well, perchance we might liken him to some Dickensian character of the old-world variety, given his love of Earth-treasures storytelling for the Ego (wow).

ESMERELDA: Are you a fan of Ivan Turgenev?

AMLAN: You don't like your new Belgian vintage red auto focus?

ESMERELDA: You've got some fathers-sons blues/chip for leviathan, darling.

AMLAN: Hey, how many eco-terrorists you know fall for bank-teller ladies?

ESMERELDA: Just me (Facebook-like!).

ESMERELDA: Why'd you copycat that past thief (Newfoundland)?
AMLAN: Premonitions of post-deed (Brussels) walkie talkie culture (leviathan).

ESMERELDA: Thanx for the water-rifle gift (interesting Valentine's gift).

AMLAN: Thanx.

What do you make of our protagonist 'antihero' prince of 21st-Century Earth (Mr. Amlan Satan)? Was he (actually) Artful Dodger (somehow)? Well, for his Selfie-consumerism commentary culture of lifestyle/capitalism readings, perchance we may think of this stranger fellow as something of an 'elf' of the design of walkie-talkie football (for consumers!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)