Maid's Quarter

Maid's Quarter

A Story by Abishai100
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Narrated 'faerie-tale' of UK-expressions of treasure-islands controls for inter-religious 'libertine' mouse-trap premonitions for special teams.

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A UK-diamonds fable concerning the street-life 'troubles' surrounding the IRA and eco-capitalism affairs for modern Earth, inspired loosely by The Devil's Own (Alan J. Pakula). Thanks for reading (and Happy 4th!), 
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I was working with eco-capitalism storyboards in the UK concerning smugglers-roads for rogue-finance treasure-islands (blood-diamonds) stemming from African shores and stretching into fare-troubled Belfast (Northern Ireland) for commerce-languages expansions when I encountered an Irish-Catholic hostel-station (inn-Express) housekeeper-lady (Shelbye O'Hara) who'd been harassed by Black and Tans descendants, a gang of rascals seeking to undermine her own citizen-blogs about eco-capitalism for hospitality-infrastructure capitalism faerie-tales. Follow along.



SHELBYE: These Black and Tans descendants insist there's no eco-capitalism.
ME: So, you blog online about inter-religious potential for diamonds shopping.
SHELBYE: These Black and Tans insist blood-diamond smugglings is profit-games.
ME: Rogue finances for conflict-zone gems from warlord-zones in Africa?
SHELBYE: It's a pirate world for underground (invisible) capitalism arms/darkness.
ME: Well, seems you're the (secret!) heroine of eco-capitalism rhetoric here/now.
SHELBYE: Can you help me (Facebook-like)?



I decided to help her, this troubled Belfast (UK) housekeeper-lady (Ms. Shelbye O'Hara) and created a 'fantastic' video-game eco-capitalism war-zone superstitions storyboard about diamonds adventures in Northern Ireland for Xmas-consumerism social media and cast her as a special 'Rapunzel' of capitalism arms (wow). I suddenly thought of myself as James Bond or some video-game wizard (ha).



BLACK/TANS: We're a descendant-gang of ex-vets/convicts punisher-force.
ME: I know of the record/history of Black-and-Tans legends in Belfast/UK.
BLACK/TANS: Catholic-Protestant relations are mired with fare-troubles, man!
ME: I know of your troubling harassment of the Belfast Inn-Express housekeeper.
BLACK/TANS: Ms. O'Hara had been blogging (liberally) about eco-capitalism gems.
ME: She read of conflict-zone gems smugglers zones extractions/profits games.
BLACK/TANS: Are you a fan of the film Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio), hero?
ME: I know of the mod-Earth bad-sport intrigue of Earth-minerals mining games.
BLACK/TANS: Extraction of warlord gems for smugglers-IQ is mod-intelligence.
ME: I know you speak a truth, ruffians.
BLACK/TANS: Ms. O'Hara thinks to make eco-capitalism a Catholic-Protestant IQ.
ME: What's wrong with that, ruffians?
BLACK/TANS: We mean only to make weight for piracy-contests in Belfast, hero.
ME: So, you castigate Shelbye as a 'Rapunzel' in this invisible-game of wit, then!
BLACK/TANS: What's wrong with that?
ME: Everything...exile yourself and permit a libertine adjective for diamonds.
BLACK/TANS: For whom, hero?
ME: Bid us farewell, ruffians...for this concerns diamond-hype detectives.
BLACK/TANS: You're a fare-rich artist...seems you're foreign-helmet (farewell!).
ME: Then, I've a quarter (farewell).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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