Everything but the Thesaurus

Can an eco-capitalism yarn offer a light for Earth (American Homeland) field goals, in Miami-time?

An inventive eco-fantasy. Happy July-4th! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the US-city of Miami and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' criticisms). 

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INTERVIEW: This guy walked in wearing a winter Halloween Day costume as a street-clown?

BANK MANAGER: Had a prop water-gun filled with bank-restroom made HCL.

INTERVIEW: Burned the Ion-box with rumored/insured blood-diamonds and swapped with toys?

BANK MANAGER: Glass-animal miniatures (eco-message).

INTERVIEW: Facebook like?

INTERVIEW: He was escorted to the bank vault by a lone guardsman (Leo)?
BANK MANAGER: He took only 10 minutes to burn the Ion box and make swap.

INTERVIEW: Gave Leo an insurance-note reading, "Ion's bloody-gems insider theater..."

BANK MANAGER: "...prepaid (insurance) media for eco-fiction (Interpol-relation)."

INTERVIEW: About 10 minutes before an actual dangerous psycho entered too in mask?

BANK MANAGER: Didn't care about blood-diamonds or eco-art; just a robber (bad art).

INTERVIEW: Chemical warfare for bank robbery and eco-tones?

BANK MANAGER: When the 2nd robber entered, the psycho, he entered the vault.

INTERVIEW: With a machine-gun?

BANK MANAGER: Saw the 1st robber and thought to bloody-murder him (and Leo!).

INTERVIEW: The 1st-robber, the eco 'merry-man' sprayed his steel-tipped boots with hot-HCL.

INTERVIEW: Was this the first time Miami Mutual's seen street-insurance theatrics, friend?
BANK MANAGER: We've been cast in many-a-line for American federalism/capitalism show!

INTERVIEW: Who was that first robber (the eco 'merry-man'), friend?

BANK MANAGER: Hopefully a friend, Facebook like.

INTERVIEW: Sure (thanx).

INTERVIEW: The merry-man kidnapped the bank-teller lady (Esmerelda).

BANK MANAGER: She'd worked here only 1 year, friend.

INTERVIEW: Maybe she was in on it, hmmm?

BANK MANAGER: She was (ironically/incidentally) an eco-blogger.

INTERVIEW: Wrote about treasure-islands interest for eco-capitalism by Miami?

BANK MANAGER: Facebook like (fan of a local organically-grown foods eatery/dive).

INTERVIEW: Yum (Selfie-like).

BANK MANAGER: Are we to become some hostel for eco-capitalism cleats?

INTERVIEW: We assure you, it's a Halloween Day hyperbole for the books of Orange-State.

BANK MANAGER: Miami's photo-synthesis (for the Ego!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)