The Right Helmet

Man and woman become allies for a UK-expression in diamonds-intelligence for an eco-affair of leviathan.

A (fictional) exploration of the complications surrounding the UK-group known as the IRA for mod-Earth sporting politics/environmentalism adjectives. 

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Mr. Amlan Satan moved to the UK to become a diamond-thief (Belfast) and learned of an eco-capitalist agenda quickly to move blood-diamonds into Northern Ireland for an African shores conflict-zone gems smugglers exploitations 'examination' when Halloween fast approached (hmmm).

At a Belfast inn, he met Edna O'Hara, a housekeeper of liberal stance who liked eco-capitalism views and wanted to recruit Mr. Satan for a secret blood-diamonds transport hijack for world-UK news for insurance-languages and treasure-islands gossip revealing extractions from African shores for tourism (hmmm).

EDNA: Seems you've found the right-exchange for diamonds.

SATAN: We're Bonnie and Clyde, Ms. O'Hara?

EDNA: How about it?

SATAN: This destruction/hijack of smugglers motion is Selfie-like!

EDNA: Not without doubt (Facebook-like).

Edna had been versed in varied colonialism literature and knew to appreciate why capitalism and treasure-islands (insurance) languages impacted inter-religious commerce/customs for UK-record, which is why she made 'mark' of Mr. Satan (who revealed his secrets to her!) as the right-stuff ally for a blood-diamonds intercept worth its weight in colonialism-dodecahedrons football for politics/environmentalism wire (for Earth-minerals mining quartiles).

SATAN: "We do chicken right."

EDNA: I suspect you suspect I'm Irish Republican Army.

SATAN: Perchance just a fan of Edward Abbey, Edna?

EDNA: Eco-arms make for TV-ads hyperbole and humors, no?

SATAN: Fan of Notre Dame TV, Ms. O'Hara?

EDNA: Who doesn't like gold (field goals)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)