Starman: Pho-Wedding

A man insisting he's from Venus makes romance-touch with a recent Romanian-immigrant woman in America for an alien-cleat in this Carpenter-adaptation story.

An adaptation-fanfiction of that iconic alien-contact romance-touchdown tale/movie Starman (John Carpenter) for pre July-4th. Thanks for reading, 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: You don't believe me, eh?

DANICA: I'm an old-fashioned Romanian girl living in New England now, Satan!

AMLAN: I'm not human; I'm from Venus; I'm a visitor to your Earth as a student.

DANICA: You claim you're an anthropology-examinations alien for Selfie-organization?

AMLAN: You're very beautiful.

DANICA: You're an unusual looking humanoid, I guess.

AMLAN: You just moved from Romania to the States; and you seek a prince?

DANICA: I want to marry and settle-down in the American Homeland as a migrant!

AMLAN: You feel impressed by my wallet, but you're shocked by my alien claims.

DANICA: What am to think/believe, for Selfie-culture humility and pride, man?

AMLAN: Ha (Facebook's alien-humor).

AMLAN: How's your Pho (Vietnamese soup) in this dive, Danica darling?
DANICA: We've fallen in love, and the Pho's awesome, Mr. Amlan Satan (sure!).

AMLAN: You still don't believe I'm from Venus, eh?

DANICA: Well, I just wonder if this is some kind of Romanticism-kindness.

AMLAN: So, you believe I entreat your Selfie-culture humor for hospitality line.

DANICA: I'm guessing you're catering to my sensitivity as a recent immigrant, doll.

AMLAN: Well, at least you love the Pho I gift you regularly now, for life.

DANICA: Must we part?

AMLAN: This hostel station in Homeland-Jersey (Inn-Express) is the final haven.

DANICA: Why's this government-body stalking you now, Amlan Satan?
AMLAN: They guessed I was crash-landed after spaceship discovery, Danica doll.

DANICA: Now you turn your alien claim humor into a parting-ways shocker!

AMLAN: You're a fine Catholic Romanian immigrant angel-lady for Selfie-chat(s).

DANICA: What shall I say to my new friends in America, Amlan Satan?

AMLAN: Tell them you met a 'Starman' at the Inn (Express) for capitalism-theory!

DANICA: A 'Starman' cinema-expression line for the books (farewell, comedian).

AMLAN: Life's an Inn-Express for alien-missiles, no?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)