Malldoll: English Beneficial Watch

An American Homeland shopping complex prince reveals his heroics of incomplete-magic to his lady for mystic-pet gift audible-cleat 'secret-pseudoscience' work-rail for beautiful-error.

A consumerism paranoia yarn, inspired by Mallrats (Kevin Smith). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan was a Selfie-consumerism commentary culture readings writer for superstitions in capitalism-leviathan paranoia and wondered if his special 'cleats' for Earthlings helmets made for a leviathan-intuition for traffic/hospitality magic and charms. He was in for a shock, for Selfie-image.

SATAN: I found a special mystic-pet gift adverb in the mall-pet store.

GIRLFRIEND: This mysticism test is some omen for capitalism-line, pal!

SATAN: Well, perchance I'm to cast a diplomacy-responsibility line for education?

GIRLFRIEND: This special mystic-merchant gifted you a pet for spirituality, then.

SATAN: What if the pet mutates into a mall-walkie adventure-adversary?

GIRLFRIEND: Well...you'll become my Selfie-mall comment gent for Earth-pool.

SATAN: I accept the challenge (Facebook-like!).

The mystical pet creature gift did indeed mutate into an adversarial messenger for capitalism/consumerism haunting, a cute-teddy arm comfort-being who mutated into a troll-like anarchy-test for Earth helmets/reception dodecahedrons (for hyperbole!).

GIRLFRIEND: So, you've found me as a mall-salesgirl for sanity-line.

SATAN: This pet-gift mutated into a mall-troll requires you to become hero?

GIRLFRIEND: "I'll adapt this entire examination into an anime-fiction religion."

SATAN: That's what I'll tell my cyber-storyboard writing-fans for confidence, hon.

GIRLFRIEND: We'll find the personality for your helmet-doctorate.

SATAN: I knew you'd say that for fiction (ok).

Amlan made his lady-doll girlfriend special Irish curry-stew for this consumerism-walkie image in hospitality-readings and knew that the capitalism-intelligence superstition was a reflection vanity for all that'd become Earth's field goals. Would his lady-angel make for reciprocity-touchdown for fortune's cleat (for the Ego)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)