Station/Agent: Alien pH

Station/Agent: Alien pH

A Story by Abishai100
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A 'world-man' makes self-consciousness image for Earthling-helmet post-abduction (aliens) and offers image for distance.

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An alien-visitation superstitions 'diorama-vignette' for summertime, inspired by Fire in the Sky (Robert Patrick). Thanks for reading, 
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Mr. Amlan Satan was a special station-agent reading intelligence 'world-man' doubling as a blood-diamond smugglers-roads intercepts in New England and New Jersey (American Homeland) while working daytime at Royal Farms (gas/service/convenience station) for a Selfie-consumerism commentary culture reading for the adverbs of transit/hospitality excellence (for the Ego!).



BANK MANAGER: This guy was at our street for a Halloween Day eco-theater.
INTERVIEW: Used his theater-prop water-gun filled with acid to burn/swap.
BANK MANAGER: Eco-message glass-animal toys (some insurance line!).
INTERVIEW: Earthling football (Euro-fiction).



Well, working one fine sunset-moment at his station on Earth, he saw something, a fire-in-the-sky from above, an alien Unidentified Flying Object, which streaked some smoky-light beam and yanked him inside the spaceship...leaving-behind post-zoom the Satan station of convenience/gas (wow).



ALIEN: Doughnut-man?
SATAN: I'm not a cop...I'm more like James Bond or Robin Hood.
ALIEN: Seriously, that's true.
SATAN: What do you want (with me)?
ALIEN: I want you to write James Bond was abducted by aliens, damn.
SATAN: Boston cream-pie doughnuts don't sound too bad (now!).
ALIEN: Good!



INTERVIEW: While inside the space-world, you saw countless robot-babe faces?
SATAN: They were plastique and organic and wiry and child-like and capitalists.
INTERVIEW: Marked you as some 'world-man' for capitalism's insider shapes (ha).
SATAN: Performed oral surgery (on me!); I'll never forget it; I came out ok.
INTERVIEW: You escapes from your pear-jelly goo-pod and was found pre-surgery?
SATAN: A reminder not to interfere; but they disposed of me as a 'radical' sort.
INTERVIEW: How're you getting-over this science 'fiction' image, Mr. Satan.
SATAN: With the help of my (Catholic) community and Royal Farms (Selfie-like).
INTERVIEW: Good (thanx).



GIRLFRIEND: Something for our son.
SATAN: I want to marry you...but I've got a brain-cloud, Ezzy.
GIRLFRIEND: No alien's gonna deform my station agent, Mr. Amlan Satan.
SATAN: Bond...James Bond (ok).



Years later, we find Amlan Satan revisiting that very-same convenient station for a memory-lane, post-marriage, leaving-behind the world of alien smoke-beam kidnap and prepping a Pulitzer-caliber novel concept about incomplete-distances readings to the Earthling 'cleats' of what's pronouncedly modern (21st-Century) Selfie-commentary culture image of 'personality' downs (forever).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on June 25, 2024
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