Fugitive Race

A Story by Abishai100

A tale of tall-proportions ingenuity for laughs/spirit for a Euro-Earth 'field goal' of inventions in otherwise 'dark' streets of diamonds-and-doctors.

An offbeat eco-capitalism adventure yarn, inspired by Three Fugitives (Nick Nolte).

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TEDDY: Why did the United Kingdom leave the Euro Union, uncle?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's not to fear, Ted; this is a Selfie-Earth for treasure-islands (gods).

TEDDY: We're going to rob a bank in Holland for 'Brexit' laughs?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You said it, Ted; this is classic Earth-adventure (blood-diamonds).

TEDDY: Wow, the gods like Selfie-Americans.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We represent the Earth citizens of money-hands.

TEDDY: I'm only 10 years-old.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So what...I'm too old for this (ha)...Selfie-like.

TEDDY: Cool.

When our hero-antagonists of blood-diamond insurance lore got to the bank center for their Euro-adventure chess-tying smugglers-roads from African shores and between the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, they didn't know they'd be greeted on the day by an English medicine-woman who was opening a new diamonds account (Shelbye Smith) who'd become their special vault-room escort for social media photo-shares (hmmm).

MS. SMITH: They put on masks when we got to the vault-room.

INTERVIEW: A man and his nephew?

MS. SMITH: The man used chemical acid to burn the Ion-co. boxes.

INTERVIEW: Told you to stay inside the vault while they crawled out the bathroom.

MS. SMITH: I was to deliver to Ion the note, "Halloween prepaid insurance image for Brexit-leaf."

INTERVIEW: Happy Halloween?

The fact that Teddy/Satan had on nifty costumes right pre-entry to the vault-room and vanished without-trace pre-flight to Brussels (for their new restaurant-opening for Xmas) suggested to Ms. Smith that she'd met special diamonds-market 'inquirers' of the circus-variety who reminded her why innocence (eco-capitalism IQ!) was something of a 'chance' for new age treasure-islands tour-teams (wow).

"Dear Ms. Smith --- this is those two heroes from Euro-memory; we thanks for that bank 'deed' for eco-insurance examination eye (Interpol-relation?) and remind you why a Dutch-Xmas might offer you a fugitive-variety of Selfie-comments of English medicine-women gifts (for the Ego!)."