Boston's Lead: Amlan & Ezzy

A New England bank mystery yields hand-axes expressions for the 'sportsmanship' of eco-capitalism lines to Boston's (cool) speculators for Super Bowl Romanticism.

A New England eco-paranoia yarn. 

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INTERVIEW: These two performed this theater and acquired a Halloween deed?
BANK MANAGER: The teller (Ezzy) was masked for Halloween; so was the 'hero.'

INTERVIEW: He walked in with a telescope-camera and water-guns?

BANK MANAGER: Was doing some Boston street-theater eco-act outside the bank.

INTERVIEW: Took Ezzy as a hostage after claiming he wanted theater box photos?

BANK MANAGER: Ion-co. vault-boxes for eco-insurance/securities media.

INTERVIEW: Interpol stor?

BANK MANAGER: The box-gems were rumored/insured blood-diamonds (African).

INTERVIEW: His water-guns were filled with HCL and he made a gem/toys swap?

BANK MANAGER: Blood-diamonds for glass-animal toys (leviathan).

INTERVIEW: Halloween Boston lead (ok).

BANK MANAGER: We'd like to stay distance from gem-insurance eco-rumors.

INTERVIEW: Town-Selfie (ok).

EZZY: I was just working as a teller for Halloween Day, friend.

INTERVIEW: The 'hero' man walked in with costume for Ion-co. theater?

EZZY: He escorted me to the vault for Ion-box photos for insurance-theater.

INTERVIEW: Used a pocket-jar of Vaseline to smear the only camera in the vault?

EZZY: Claimed he was Interpol-relation for Boston's gem black market (African!).

INTERVIEW: Why would Baron Ion seek blood-diamonds from African shores?

EZZY: All's I read about was warlord-zone mining was now Western profit-line.

INTERVIEW: Rogue finance to profit from rogue terrorist cell desperados, eh?

EZZY: I only read IRA-booklets (no water guns!).

INTERVIEW: Very cool (ok!).

Were the Ion-co. treasures in the town-bank actually blood-diamonds? Was the 'hero' culprit (Mr. Amlan Satan), masked and using lovely-lady teller of the bank (Ezzy) as a 'mock' theater hostage, something of a Robin Hood or James Bond for eco-capitalism insurance street-gossip in world-treasures motions profit-corruption materialities linked to rogue-finance worry in the West? Was this some hero deed for commerce-lifestyle securities 'photo-synthesis' for Earthling football lines and Super Bowl TV diamond-company ads (Ion/Zale)?

INTERVIEW: You swapped some Ion (Zale?) jewelry with replicas that day?

AMLAN SATAN: I'm not that Robin Hood 'dark-man' but only praise him now!

INTERVIEW: Those store merchants claim they'd Halloween Day swap-stories.

AMLAN SATAN: I guess the 'eco-culprit' acquired multiple deeds on the day!

INTERVIEW: Ion had hands in the United Kingdom and British Columbia, no?

AMLAN SATAN: That's what we've read on social media, eh?

INTERVIEW: Insured jewels for Earth-minerals mining paranoia on Halloween.

AMLAN SATAN: Isn't it a mad, mad, mad, mad world, pal?

INTERVIEW: The town's lit with blood-diamonds joke now.

AMLAN SATAN: Good for fiction, eh?

INTERVIEW: You think the teller-lady (Ezzy) was the hero's girlfriend/fiancee?

AMLAN SATAN: Maybe he got some jewelry at the gem-store on the day for her!

INTERVIEW: Consumer-coaching...Selfie-like.

AMLAN SATAN: Perchance a Boston field goal bad-link with some IRA hyperbole.

INTERVIEW: Bureaucracy's onside 'kicks'/merry (ok!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)