Crown Jewels: English/Goal

Can sportsmanship for the fabled UK-monarchy treasures yield expressions for an eco-capitalism vigilante 'feeling' in humorous field goals?

A heist faerie tale about the incomplete-distances consciousness capitalism readings of the fabled Earthling treasure-fortress adverbs concerning the Euro-historic pieces-treasures of the timeless Crown Jewels (UK), inspired (loosely) by A Fish Called Wanda (John Cleese). Happy Summer all, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction/humor offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Holiday Inn Express) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' interpretation). 

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AMLAN: This hostel-station (Inn-Express) has us thinking world (UK) terrorism!

MARCUS: We'll make a special dash for the London palace Crown Jewels line.

AMLAN: You're sure our eco-capitalism alias storyboard characters are worthy?

MARCUS: We'll swap the Crown Jewels with premade replicas for eco-myth.

AMLAN: Wasn't the Mona Lisa swapped with a replica, pal?

MARCUS: This shall be better, pal...blood-diamonds class for hotel fiction.

Folks, Amlan and Marcus had become special eco-capitalism cyber-storyboard writers, inspired by their readings of Edward Abbey and Howard Zinn and moved to a world-stage theater 'image' for special nerdist-net faces in treasure-islands insurance thought as the modern Earth dealt with the African shores 'anathema' of warlord-zone conflict-zone gem mining ('blood-diamonds') interest in rogue finance for terrorism/leviathan/phylums (damn).

BUCKINGHAM PALACE: The two Halloween street-theater artists were costumed!

INTERVIEW: They wanted special Crown Jewels private photo-session with Leo.

BUCKHINGHAM: The lone-guardsman (Leo) wanted to party with them!

INTERVIEW: They got him drunk on absinthe, eh?

BUCKINGHAM: They got him drunk and had him hold the treasures in hand.

INTERVIEW: While they swapped the original pieces with replicas.

BUCKINGHAM: Made it look like Leo was shuffling the pieces in camera-static.

INTERVIEW: Halloween's gold, eh?

BUCKINGHAM: Left insurance note, "Eco-capitalism blood-diamond gossip."

INTERVIEW: Selfie-like (Happy Halloween!).

BUCKINGHAM: Interpol-relation African warlord-zone game for Euro-fencing?

INTERVIEW: Happy Halloween.

There were already rumors that the Louvre-fabled Mona Lisa painting by Leonardo was swapped with a replica post-heist, and now eco-capitalism vigilante-veiled work for UK-expression and street/arts gossip made for a 'fantastic' Crown-Jewels replica-swap for blood-diamonds superstitions storyboards for worries that African warlord-zone Earth-mineral mining cast smugglers-highways profiteer-thinking for Euro-investors seeking conflict-zone gems cafeteria for rogue/piracy finance and jewelry-vanity (wow).

INTERPOL: We wonder if this was some matter for Irish Republican Army rumor.

INTERVIEW: Was there any cyber-comment relevance for this Boston-chatter?

INTERPOL: We know Catholic (Irish) investor/citizenry chat linked to the UK now.

INTERVIEW: There's chatter for New England capitalism bonds for UK troubles?

INTERPOL: The Crown-Jewels fantastic-act for eco-capitalism is world-fiction.

INTERVIEW: Perchance the image of world-IQ in commerce is pluralism game!

INTERPOL: Without doubt...Facebook-like (thanx).

AMLAN: We did it, pal; we acquired the Robin Hood deed for blood-diamond IQ.

MARCUS: For leviathan, Amlan-man.

AMLAN: How's your New England clam-chowder?

MARCUS: Not as lovely as that Hooters-waitress.

AMLAN: We're certainly the 'merry-men' of capitalism's arms for myth/maps.

MARCUS: Let's find two lady-hawks for marriage and retire to Brussels (Belgium!).

AMLAN: For leviathan (Selfie-like).

DETECTIVE CHANCE: We'll find those two 'dashing' eco-keepers (alright!).

INTERVIEW: London police cars glow (now) with the 'shine' of vigilante-furies?
CHANCE: No matter for leviathan; the Crown-Jewels aren't rumor-axes.

INTERVIEW: Well...perchance this blood-diamond eye makes cop-car glowings.

CHANCE: Without doubt (thanx).

AMLAN: Let's enjoy this modern classic video-game for Wimbledon-reflection.

MARCUS: Pal, we've become the 'merry-men' of treasure-islands funnies (dowry).

AMLAN: Without doubt (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)