Purge Half/Downs

Can two darling-romance angels withstand the sanctioned night of anarchy ('Purge') with a sports-commentary trophy-line velvet-banks full/current question?

A summer's night fanfiction of the iconic dystopian criminal-insanity end zones series The Purge. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: This Halloween seasons costume-home activity is our life-fun.

EZZY: We'll mask/costume ourselves as trick-or-treating faeries of America!

AMLAN: We shouldn't anticipate any sanity-Purge threat for residence-haven.

EZZY: Do you believe in this Purge, sweet?

AMLAN: We'll only be masked as Halloween's Eve hospitality-citizenry (Selfie-IQ).

EZZY: I doubt we'll be intercepted by any Purge-advocate for Earth-journal.

AMLAN: You're correct-o, wife (Selfie-like).

They were wrong. The annual American Homeland psyche-catharsis insanity crime-hell sanctioned 'Purge' was going to happen, and a masked stranger character was going to ring their doorbell on Halloween's Eve and demand the new residents of their suburbia-townhouse procure a special sports-net commentary value 'trophy' for pardon of the federally condoned night of ritualized catharsis-murder for resident-haven storytelling (wow).

PURGE ADVOCATE: You understand why I ring your doorbell, lovelies?

AMLAN/EZZY: We're to procure some sports-net commentary trophy for pardon!

PURGE ADVOCATE: You must persuasion-move me to some sports-IQ exit?
AMLAN/EZZY: That's what we figured...we've a Bowl-TV culture trophy for life.

PURGE ADVOCATE: I need you to pronounce pronouns for what makes it batteries.

AMLAN/EZZY: Masked religion, for bureaucracy's cleat, right?

PURGE ADVOCATE: Correct-o (Selfie-like).

Amlan and Ezzy found their house-trophy representation item for pardon of the Purge, a federally sanctioned Eve for bloody-murder and home-invasions, in a Bowl-memento image for sports-net commentary TV-charms excellence for education, a Cali-Homeland athlete-flower for what made network a superstition excerpt for storyboards of outright competition/vanities languages. They knew they had the right hand-axes for chance-adjective in the leviathan of Earth's sovereignty (for sportsmanship).

PURGE ADVOCATE: A Super Bowl memento for TV-revenue shape, eh?

AMLAN/EZZY: The Cali-Homeland QB-treasure image is (all) patriot, stranger.

PURGE ADVOCATE: Keep secret, love-birds; this is simply class (ok?).

AMLAN/EZZY: Without books-change (good).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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