The Axiom Vampire

A writer is engaged by a vampire in a snowy cemetery in North America and is challenged to cast a language-expressions for immortals helmets.

Vampires have caught the human fancy/intuition for the darkness and languages of mortality-bread, and this one's in homage to why the legends/lore/cult-IQ of vampire-ethos reflects our overground Earth-world fantasy for simplified intelligence. Thanks for reading, 

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Mr. Amlan Satan was in a norther tip of the Western continent of North America when he realized he'd been engaged by an intriguing braided-haired young lady named Esmerelda whom he was certain now was some kind of actual vampire. He'd been versed in the lore and imagery of the vampire, the undead specter-being of renown and mystery and darkness, who drank human blood and practiced the art of immortals-crafts for superstitions liquids and wondered if Esmerelda was engaging him because of his pronounced text-readings/education in vampire-consciousness. Was he to be some modern overground normal civilization Selfie-consumerism commentary culture reading 'diplomat' of human-vampire nerdist libraries now?

AMLAN: You meet me here in this cemetery, vampire Esmerelda?
ESMERELDA: I've found your demeanor reflection of vampire class/education.

AMLAN: I'm to believe in you and absorb you as some text-muse for my work?

ESMERELDA: You're to be my special world-mortality messenger writer, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN: Why all this mystery and visage/demeanor representation for my writing?

ESMERELDA: Let's say you've crossed the right time/place for vampire cleats.

AMLAN: I suppose this is some Selfie-like (hmmm).

Well, Amlan Satan was set in his writer's quest, prompted by the young-lady braided-haired unusual looking Esmerelda. He was to craft a special tale to account for a living breathing thinking feeling vampire 'being' wandering in North America for some account of the intrigue and exchange for human-vampire languages, and he was to complete the task within one year, and he felt he'd no choice but to accept the dark challenge for his resume and life. He hoped it'd generate some photo-synthesis for Earth's 'natural' sciences (hmmmm).

PUBLISHER: I'm to think of your readings too as reflection, eh?
SATAN: Well, this vampire exchange through encounter's quite fantastic!
PUBLISHER: You absorbed some hand-axes imagery for continental trek?
SATAN: Let's say I've the environment-feel for human values interest!
PUBLISHER: You've already written, well, about the human mind's placements.
SATAN: Fathers and sons, shopping myths, wars of mystery; now it's a vampire.
PUBLISHER: Humans do have hand-axes for pronoun-leave (ha).
SATAN: This shall be a foray into the will for human escape...into blood.
PUBLISHER: Good for social media (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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