English Shiny Football (Eco)

An American eco-libertine makes vigilante-wage in Belfast (UK) for an inn-maid's dilemma of Black/Tans gang threat for diamonds thread.

An eco-capitalism epic paranoia yarn featuring the UK-complexity surrounding the organization known as the IRA and inspired by the American politics-cleats film The Devil's Own (Harrison Ford). Happy Father's Day all, 

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Mr. Amlan Satan read of English colonialism complexity concerning commerce/capitalism ethos in Ireland/India in the Boston-town schools area of bureaucracy-arts for world-rhetoric and made a dash to troubles/fare rich Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for a rumored/insured blood-diamonds storages intercept for Selfie-consumerism commentary culture readings in the design/fashion of pedestrian citizenry special teams (for the Ego).

When he got to Belfast, he decided to stay at a special inn and engaged with a very-nice housekeeper at the inn (Ms. Shelbye O'Hara) who claimed she'd been harassed in her working-windows by a Black/Tans descendant gang who threw acorns at her windows while working. She told Amlan of the Catholic-Protestant woes of everyday-lifestyle tremors created by inter-religious street-life incompatibility created by fortune/capitalism jagged-edges for leviathan.

AMLAN: I'll make you my prepped-hostage for a Belfast blood-diamonds bank raid.

SHELBYE: I'm to complement all my cyber-blogs about eco-capitalism now, Satan?

AMLAN: These Black/Tans descendants are aware of the history of their elders.

SHELBYE: The Black and Tans were ex-vets/cons recruited for Protestant force!

AMLAN: They read your eco-capitalism storyboards and made mark of you, dear.

SHELBYE: Now, you want me to be part of some blood-diamond bank heist?

AMLAN: Sounds-dialysis for darkness, Ms. O'Hara; we'll cast you as Rapunzel.

SHELBYE: Then what?

AMLAN: I'll throw water-balloons outside the windows of my room of your inn.

SHELBYE: When the Black-Tans rogues pass-by, Satan?

AMLAN: The journalists will declare this 'theater' some eco-laugh for your sake!

SHELBYE: Stranger sport (but I suppose it's all street-hearsay).

AMLAN: Trust me (Facebook-coin).

SHELBYE: Alright, Satan...you seem like James Bond then.

AMLAN: Fantastic (Facebook-like).

The Black and Tans had been an ominous force of British Protestant police reaction to Irish-Catholic rebellion/angst in varied areas of Protestant-Catholic street-lifestyle fury and incompatibility for otherwise Western capitalism agenda for the books, and the rogues harassing Ms. O'Hara (Shelbye), the Belfast-inn maid, were wary of her eco-capitalism posts about inter-religious consumerism ideology and made mark of her. However, when this Belfast-angel became Mr. Amlan Satan's special blood-diamond bank-heist mock-hostage damsel for legends/maps, he was in-position to create street-gossip for the harassing gang by throwing water-balloons at them from his inn-room window while posting on social media why Catholic-Protestant capitalism 'image' made for history/record in the darkness of Western world treasures-hyperbole (hmmm).

SHELBYE: Take me with you to Brussels, Satan.

AMLAN: That's a super vision (ok).

SHELBYE: The street-cyber gossip flies about your deed for eco-hyperbole, Satan.

AMLAN: Good for consumerism hyperbole, yeah?

SHELBYE: The Black/Tans gang (rogues) had felt humbled, wow.

AMLAN: Eco-capitalism for street-gossip makes for inn-fables, sure.

SHELBYE: The bank heist with me as a new customer for hostage was very cool!

AMLAN: The journals (cyber) wondered if it was theater for insurance-funnies.

SHELBYE: Selfie-like!

Amlan Satan performed two daring blood-diamond storage heists/swaps with glass-animal toys for eco-message in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) that season, and he swept-away Shelbye O'Hara as his Rapunzel for bureaucracy-legenda and lore. They went to New Orleans for Mardi-Gras festivities pre-flight to Brussels for an eatery-dive venture for the masked pageantry of consumerism's hospitality arms.

SHELBYE: So, you learned of Indian/Irish colonialism hell for English adverb?

AMLAN: I'm an Ivy-educated world-citizen from the States (America!).

SHELBYE: Now, we're the duet for Belgian-waffles story, huh?

AMLAN: Facebook-like (educated!).

When Amlan/Shelbye arrived in Belgium, they took-in a special relevant cinema on Netflix for world-capitalism axes psychiatry (Blood Diamond) and tried to forget the hell-past of Belfast-UK leviathan (eco-capitalism).

Amlan made Shelbye some Irish curry-stew in their Brussels hotel-kitchen and remembered what made them something like Robin Hood and Maid Marian for their special eco-diamonds 'theater' for insurance veils in Europe (Northern Ireland). He wondered if he'd become her special hero-man of 'heaven's kitchen' (Facebook-like!).

SHELBYE: Since you like Notre Dame TV, I got you this trophy-card, honey.

AMLAN: Wow, an Ian Book card (Score company).

SHELBYE: Do you regret all our time with UK-fears, honey?

AMLAN: Not even because of superstition, Ms. O'Hara (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)