Football's Deck Chair Persons

Can (American) football offer hand-axes of quality (for a 'nephew/auntie castle')?

A sports windows dialysis inspired (loosely) by the American football presentation/film Any Given Sunday (Oliver Stone). Enjoy! 

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AMLAN: Do you doubt my NY-Buffalo trophy-card's all American?
BARONESS: As your co-investor for Super Bowl IQ, I wonder (past!).

AMLAN: Sure, the Jim Kelly era was no-Bowl; Josh Allen is mod-IQ.

BARONESS: We've become a cool cyber-duet message team (Selfie!).

AMLAN: Super Bowl revenue (TV) is through the hoops of Earth, hon.

BARONESS: As your 'auntie' of sports-cool, I concur you're NY-artist.

AMLAN: There's some 'space' for field goals in competition midways.

BARONESS: Midways, hon?
AMLAN: The Josh Allen 21st-century era may spike up NY-artists.

BARONESS: Surely...good for American Homeland silver-and-gold.

AMLAN: You remind me of Maleficent.

BARONESS: That's rich, Amlan.

AMLAN: I'm your rich-nephew, but you've gotta cool that NY-sneer!

BARONESS: Hey, I like Josh Allen.

AMLAN: Good (fiction's pH).

AMLAN: Luchi-thanksgiving, auntie.

BARONESS: Sounds-dialysis for hospitality-readings, worldly-cute!

AMLAN: I bet you were a Marino (Miami) fan...yesteryear.

BARONESS: Good guess...I like simplified wire (field goals).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)