Pirate-Ezzy: UK Bond

Modern pirate adventure of the treasure-islands intuition for hyperbole.

Pirates can invoke special sea-mysticism about masked theater inventions in the superstitions behind treasures and rare maps, and this is a summer nod to them. Tomorrow be my birthday (arrrhh), 

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Ye know of the old pirate lore of the old seas of the Blue Planet (Earth), but Mr. Amlan Satan, aye, be a real-life mod-pirate of the West (United Kingdom), intercepting a rumored/insured 'blood-diamond' storage of a London-town bank-box, using Halloween (pre-Xmas) consumerism street-theater for inventions in the field goal leviathan. Follow along, friends in this tale of incomplete-bureaucracy arts of the high-superstition hand-axes (arrrhh).

Amlan Satan, descended from real old sea pirates of the old Earth, considered what he'd showcase for social media anonymous storyboards to complement his very-special UK Halloween time deed and settled on Shadow-Hair ("Mr. SH"), for a memoir of his days of reading Treasure Island in New England, for real estate value education (arrrhh).

BANK MANAGER: It was Halloween; he wanted Ion-co. box photos for insurance theater.

INTERPOL: Used a London street theater prop water-gun filled with restroom-made HCL.

BANK MANAGER: Detective, there's new street-gossip about blood-diamond seepages.

INTERPOL: Smugglers-highways stretched from Africa with Euro-investor bad-hands, eh?

BANK MANAGER: He suggested he was hired by Ion as a pirate-man for insurance-gossip.

INTERPOL: Maybe a rival company for street-contests; or a real pirate (arrrhh)!

SH (Shadow-Hair) pulled off the theater-stunt and crawled out the London (UK) bank-restroom window and left insurance notes for Ion-co. street examination eye (Interpol-relation?). Sure, conflict zone gem mining ('blood-diamonds') had become an eco-capitalism anathema for the mod-West negotiating petrol-politics in the troubles-rich Middle East, and Mr. Amlan Satan, our good-pirate of the new seas, made this a fiction-hype for real treasure-islands leviathan (sure).

EZZY: I'm but an inn-housekeeper, gent.

SHADOW-HAIR: Ye be my mock-hostage for bloody-gems game this Xmas, Ezzy.

EZZY: Bond for UK-expressions and left-behind notes of insurance-paranoia.

SHADOW-HAIR: You said it there, Ezzy; this is history-image record for coins and books.

EZZY: Fine (Selfie-like).

BANK MANAGER: This is the finest exchange environment for eco-capitalism matter.

INTERVIEW: Was this social media post ("Shadow-Hair") some new trend in eco-comics?

BANK MANAGER: We think it was a rival-company contest or insurance theater for movies.

INTERVIEW: Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio)?

BANK MANAGER: Selfie-like!

EZZY: I got ye this...

SHADOW-HAIR: Well...Robert Louis Stevenson (bloody-owlish).

Our fare-rich pirate of the mod-West (UK), "Shadow-Hair" (Mr. Amlan Satan), had managed to procure a very-special pirate-ring jewelry item for himself and wanted to know if Ezzy, the London-inn housekeeper of fair renown, would accompany him to Brussels for waffles and honey (ha).

AMLAN SATAN ("Shadow-Hair"): Good brunch makes for seas-beards for all time (arrrhh).

INTERPOL: This mystery-man or merry-men left-behind multiple bonds/notes for insurance.

ASSOCIATE: Perchance this was some superstitions long-line for conflict-zone gem cinema?

INTERPOL: Damn...cleats for funnies (ok).

EZZY: For me?
AMLAN: Comics vigilantism stick-figure doodle-arts of the hype-type, Ezzy (arrrhh).

EZZY: Me thinks I've become your special lady-maid for that bond helmet (arrrhh).

AMLAN: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan, Ezzy; this is no time for waters (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)