Wednesday: 1 Hostel-Cleat {IRA}

Wednesday: 1 Hostel-Cleat {IRA}

A Story by Abishai100
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Can inventions in vigilantism (eco-capitalism matter) offer a 'light' for Western (UK) hand-axes expressions of doughnut-holes?

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An Earth -governance vignette about inventions in street-dowry for commercial institutionalism, inspired (loosely) by The Devil's Own (Alan J. Pakula). 
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JOURNAL (Mr. Amlan Satan): "Versed in Algerian, Indian, and Irish movements against Euro-colonialism, I shall apply my eco-capitalism IQ-work for this rumored/insured blood-diamond storage in Northern Ireland (UK) for enhanced street-commerce adverbs for pluralism consumerism 'confidence' for Selfie-commentary culture/dialysis."



Of course, the partition of mainland (Catholic) Ireland in the early 20th-Century following the declaration of an 'Irish Free State' against British colonial-rule led to the formation of Northern Ireland (capital: Belfast), composed of only a minority Irish-Catholic population living alongside a majority British-Protestant population (descended from generations of colonialists/settlers). This eschewed demographic created strains and 'troubles' for everyday-life and culture-exchange 'clash' (e.g., IRA and UVF) that catalyzed very-special economics blueprints of problem-solving, and that's where we find Mr. Amlan Satan, self-titled lone-agent of his own eco-capitalism vigilante 'force' known as the "Foreign Irish Republican Army" (composed of himself, a Catholic non-Irish Algerian-American Bostonian Ivy-educated colonialism-versed blood-diamond operationalist).



READER: This 'Foreign IRA' has cleats for end zones of eco-paranoia?
SATAN: I travel between hostels looking for comfort-view for leviathan!
READER: There's no proof of blood-diamonds seeping out of Africa, pal.
SATAN: Doubt; smugglers-roads for investor-profiteers extract piracy.
READER: Pirate-investment to exploit warlord-zone treasures from Africa?
SATAN: It's cheap and circulated treasures for rogue finance (cheap!).
READER: Invisible black-market treasure-islands for rogue-finances, eh?
SATAN: The 'Foreign IRA' intercedes black-market woes for Belfast-UK.
READER: You want Western (UK) commerce super vision to pace-ahead.
SATAN: You said it...I go from hostels with 'cleats' for hand-axes (IQ).
READER: So, you're Robin Hood.
SATAN: Something like that...'Foreign IRA' (non-Irish field goal)!
READER: Selfie-like.



Of course, Irish-Catholic 'engagement' with British-Protestant population-force had a long and troubled storyboard, and Mr. Satan (Amlan) fashioned this blood-diamond bank-storage and smugglers-roads intercept 'agenda' for blueprints of eco-capitalism 'examination' for Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for enhanced street-commerce and black-market motions waves for hand-axes and rich treasure-islands superstitions.

SATAN: The West must authorize treasure/resource controls for petrol.
READER: So, if the UK has blood-diamond eyes, the West has better chess?
SATAN: You said it; we have stronger podium for petrol-politics (then).
READER: Sounds like faerie-tales.
SATAN: The record of lore concerns colored-glass for naturalization, no?
READER: Ha, 'Foreign-IRA' (1 Hostel Cleat).



INTERPOL: "Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy diaries."



BANK MANAGER: This guy was dressed like a fundamentalist (terrorist).
INTERVIEW: Claimed he wanted Ion-co. bank-box photos for media?
MANAGER: Used his theater-prop water-gun filled with acid for burn.
INTERIVEW: Swapped the rumored-insured 'blood-gems' with glass-toys.
MANAGER: Eco-message...glass-animals; Selfie-like.
INTERVIEW: Parliament negotiates Catholic-Protestant consumerism IQ!
MANAGER: We'd like to stay-out of any (Interpol-relation?) hyperbole.
INTERVIEW: Happy Halloween!



The Halloween Day (Wednesday) deed was acquired, and Satan made-off with $10M of Ion-co. (rumored-insured) 'blood-diamonds' from Belfast (bank), and UK-Parliament negotiated some superstitions street-gossip concerning Catholic-Protestant street-relations/exchanges for pre-Xmas consumerism languages for wonder-wall infrastructure adverbs, by '1 Hostel Cleat' (Foreign-IRA).



WIFE: You're James Bond!
SATAN: Just an eco-capitalist...fashion-designer (like you!).
WIFE: I made Irish-stew for Saint Patrick's Day, hon.
SATAN: You looked divine in that new sari-color, Ezzy.
WIFE: Selfie-like (no leviathan).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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