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Dublin's Thorn

Dublin's Thorn

A Story by Abishai100
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A trio of heroists make for Dubliner-line concerning treasures, swaps, insurance, gossip, adventurism, escapism, and of course 'Irish' fiction.

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A Euro-heist 'misadventure' loosely inspired by Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie). 
DISCLAIMER: This work of social fiction offers no ties to the referenced work of inspiration or to the city of Dublin (Ireland) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' criticisms). 

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AMLAN: We raid the rumored-insured conflict-zone gems and place a valued stone-piece for Ion.
DANICA: This is sounds-dialysis, for Halloween's leviathan (Dubliners!).
MARCUS: Perchance we make for street-gossip for blood-diamond lore with this placed substitute?
AMLAN: Sure we do, pal; the street-word's rich that Ion's finding a replaced treasure (eco-gossip).
DANICA: Selfie-like!



Amlan and Danica and Marcus had been friends from Dartmouth with an eye for Dubliners eco-adventurism in the Halloween season of incomplete-lines to the toylands and treasure-islands of Euro-investors crowns-for-corruption and knew their Catholic-trio of affable Western (American Homeland) tourism-thinking heroism would make for a Selfie-consumerism culture commentary reading for the gaping holes of drawn/linked human-world citizenry eye for capitalism's worst vulnerabilities (wow).



Their target was the Ion-co., co-owned by the ruthless investor-woman named (simply) 'Lady' and knew they'd have to make the right great escape from the Irish island post-deed for Halloween theater in treasures-insurance languages for adverbs/slang in the streets. However, they knew their eco-superstitions enchantment 'agenda' was worth a sandwich-or-two at the Lady's satellite-eatery/dive in Ireland (capital: Dublin). Was this a Robin Hood map (for consumerism)?



LADY: They left me some piece of value to trumpet in social media for Dubliners!
ASSOCIATE: Well, me thinks you're to spin some eco-capitalism yarn for media-controls, lady.
LADY: I'm to acquiesce to this $5M loss ($20M blood-diamonds/$15M treasure-ring) for gossip-control?
ASSOCIATE: What choice do we have...we have a heavy risk-game wager; this was insider-work.
LADY: Eco-capitalism monitors of the new Earth (damn); Interpol-relation prints for Facebook (ok).
ASSOCIATE: Good (Selfie-like).



Amlan and Danica and Marcus flew-away to Brussels where they opened their own post-heroics eatery-dive (Dartmouth) and thought back on Halloweentime as Dubliners with a 'cool-eye' for averting danger-eyes away from corruptible youth-copycat motivations in the streets of Ireland so as to draw the right-stuff media for (Interpol-relation?) examinations concerning incomplete-bureaucracy arts for smugglers-roads bad-tied to Earth-minerals mining/extractions of the dark 'masked' variety. This would become a 'faerie-tale' in the underbelly of Earth's special sportsmanship cleats, but at least it was Samhain!



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on June 10, 2024
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