Quebec Talks

Two crime-world detectives, a married-duo (in Quebec), make for a stalker intercept for princess-rescue of the Canadian/limbo variety.

A Candian crime tale. 

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AMLAN: As your hubby and crime-detective partner, I must praise our Halloween.

EZZY: We're sounds-dialysis for the cleats of Quebec clean-up, my masked love!

AMLAN: We're on the stranger side of Halloween now, Ezzy; this stalker's bad.

EZZY: He's certainly made social media 'flair' for kidnapping (princess).

AMLAN: Halloween's not for everyone (Selfie-like); cool.

AMLAN: What's this guy's motive, Ezzy?
EZZY: He wants to keep her inside some warehouse like space for forced ethics.

AMLAN: Rape.

EZZY: No, not simplified; me thinks it's some anti-Catholic 'art' for deprivations.

AMLAN: Bad ornament...me thinks the kidnap cop night Quebec scene was film.

EZZY: Mask (not Selfie-like!).

AMLAN: You sure she's a princess or just wealthy with princess label?

EZZY: Good inquiry, for this stalker would dissect such an ambiguity for pride!

AMLAN: You said it, Ezzy darling; this lady hostage must be in some store.

EZZY: Anti-consumerism?

AMLAN: Me thinks the stalker's a department-store employee (Target, etc.).

EZZY: Facebook-like (damn).

AMLAN: He's anti-Houdini, yeah?
EZZY: Maybe a bank-robber (Quebec talks).

AMLAN: Right, I'm sure he's (all) eco-capitalist; rather a cinema super villain.

EZZY: Wants the princess to feel like a mocked hostage for a treasure-book.

AMLAN: Plagiarism (yeah).

AMLAN: Verified the ID...he's a Target-man.

EZZY: Stake-out the employee hours for larger men.

AMLAN: He must have some 'pickleball' phobia (like HCL).

EZZY: Well, load up your water-gun with acid for the maneuver.

AMLAN: As funny as the kidnap-crime Quebec night-scene, Ezzy.

EZZY: Good.

AMLAN: That's what he confessed...he had an acid phobia.

EZZY: You found that out easily, darling (yeah).

AMLAN: We should've been bank-robbers...like Bonnie and Clyde.

EZZY: Yeah, sure...for chemical dogma (yeah!).

AMLAN: We've earned this vacation, Ezzy.

EZZY: Self-confidence...it's what we've earned (in Quebec).

AMLAN: Quebec talks!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)