Removing Ezzy

Narrated misadventure-portrait of British Columbia 'expression' for heist/leviathan in this close fanfiction of Roger Avary's 'street-helmet' gem about anti-federalism angst.

A bright fanfiction of Killing Zoe (Roger Avary). Happy Friday, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced work of inspiration and is cast as purely a 'personal' work of social art with no representative language for the Canadian city of Vancouver (British Columbia). 

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THOMAS: We haven't seen each other since Dartmouth.

AMLAN: I need you now...Vancouver waits but not me, pal.

THOMAS: You still sound anarchist-psycho.

AMLAN: You'll love this bank-teller (Ezzy) we're using for the Halloween heist.

THOMAS: I think I'd prefer cartoons...but I'm a safe cracker (ok).

I don't know why I accepted this dark proposal from my friend Amlan, who invited me to Vancouver to help him do a bank-robbery swap of (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamonds' on Halloween with eco-message glass-animal toys for a Western expression of incomplete-distances to the language of negotiated federalism in our mod-age of smugglers-highways profit-extraction for bad-investor vanities from Sierra Leone (Africa). My name's Thomas, and this was to be Selfie-like, but Ezzy (the lady-teller and our hostage for theater) changed everything (for me!).

AMLAN: Look what I made for you, pal.

THOMAS: A bank robbery card...like a baseball-card (Honus Wagner).

AMLAN: Tres-chic.

THOMAS: How'd you get into eco-terrorism, Amlan?

AMLAN: Who cares...isn't this card ID-fantastic?

THOMAS: Selfie-like.

It was the Halloween season in British Columbia, and we were in costume/mask and I cracked the safe with an internal-pressure system detector-device and we performed it post theater claim we wanted Ion-co. bank-box photos for eco-capitalism 'insurance' social media journals and knocked out the lone-escorting guardsman (Leo) and performed the swap of the rumored-insured conflict-zone gems with glass-animal toys before sneaking out the bank restroom (where we made some acid) to rejoin the festivities on Halloween day by its Eve, with Ezzy (the teller who sneaked out with us!).

INTERPOL: This was some eco-capitalism message for street-gossip/insurance.

BANK MANAGER: Could've been some internal theater 'deed' by Ion-co. insiders?

INTERPOL: Or perchance some rival...but Ezzy quit her position you say, friend.

BANK MANAGER: May we stay-out of Vancouver's field goal inquiries?

INTERPOL: Bad for cartoons (Selfie-like!).

THOMAS: Brussels sprout (eatery-dive) with Ezzy, pal.

AMLAN: I frighten you...

THOMAS: I just love Ezzy (it's enough Rationalism) between us.

AMLAN: Damn (the heist-room was quite shiny, pal).

THOMAS: Thanx.

I made my way to Belgium with Ezzy where she became that cyber-anime private-studio freelance sketch artist she wanted to be for some child daydream (wow). Meanwhile, I sought to adapt the eco-capitalism 'misadventure' (promising never-ever again to call my bad wild old best-friend Amlan)...The Dowry-Race.

While in Brussels, I was enjoying some French toast food with darling-Ezzy on Valentine's and thought about how removing Ezzy from that 'scene' of Hell in British Columbia (Vancouver) revived my some-time jaded/Catholic faith...in time!

EZZY: I made this (for you).

THOMAS (Me): Child-like...some sports-avatar rendering (women's lacrosse?).

EZZY: It's a capitalism race universe.

THOMAS: Without doubt (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)