Burglar: Jersey Down

Can a home-invasion yield an 'incidental' incomplete-distances expression for American Homeland yolk-for-leviathan?

An offbeat love-yarn set in the American Homeland. 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had become a professional burglar and changed his life (incompletely?) after entering the suburban town-house of a fair-maiden named Ezzy who blogged on social media that some of her diamonds hidden in her otherwise modest Homeland-Jersey suburbia-typical home was suspected blood-diamond pieces seeped into North America from Africa, for a Selfie-consumerism commentary culture line of leviathan-helmets!

EZZY: Do you know why and how we fell in love, Amlan Satan?
AMLAN: You like thieves?

EZZY: Don't make a light of it; it's more than your accidental tourism view.

AMLAN: I know it; you think we had incidental shares for Occidental coolness.

EZZY: I doubt you'd be turned-onto eco-capitalism or Catholicism without me.

AMLAN: I thought you had blood-diamonds; I'd been a burglar; fan of Dickens.

EZZY: The great Artful Dodger (fan?) becomes an art-reader for helmets (ha).

AMLAN: Thanx (Selfie-like).

New Jersey wouldn't be the same-again; and after Amlan Satan moved into the very-same town-house he entered post-midnight to find Ezzy's diamonds in her attic, he knew his newfound life view(s) for Romanticism would yield funnies about burglars finding real estate value...which is true (Selfie-like!).

The funniest part of this Jersey-tale about incomplete-distances is that after Amlan/Ezzy married and had a darling-son (Damian) for whom Amlan got a very nifty robot-transforming warrior-model toy, he explained to his 10-year old the best way to earn the laurels of toylands magic/spirituality is to never think of treasures as things without 'religious' value (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)