Belfast/Pirate: Rapunzel Wishes

Can two 'intelligence' heroes of fares/troubles rich UK offer an eco-capitalism 'illusion' for treasures-insurance hyperbole in this damsel-tale of (special) Euro-reception?

A UK fable featuring a fantastic reference to the controversial IRA and the myth of Rapunzel, which I hope you'll like, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of social study/fiction offers no ties to the UK-city of Belfast and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' criticism). 

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Amlan and Danica, siblings, of differing parents, darted to Northern Ireland (UK) for a blood-diamond eco-capitalism raid of a rumored street-auto rolling into commerce-troubled Belfast with a Selfie-consumerism commentary culture reading for Halloween-Day (Samhain-Gaelic) treasures/capitalism faces dodecahedrons for eternity!

They approached the smuggle-truck and forced the driver-out and explored the vehicle after removing the conflict-zone gems from African shores threatening commerce-lifestyle aid-policy talks in UK-Parliament for Catholic-Protestant 'street-consciousness' insurance history/record for the Ego (damn).

Their Halloween-Day 'deed' get-up was quite the Halloweentime legend post-deed, and eco-capitalism would never be the same superstitions-quality for Northern Ireland (UK) again (wow). However, a Scotland Yard inspector was determined to make maps/examinations for vigilantism copycat behaviors microscopy and made 'mark' of this 'Bonnie-and-Clyde' deed for eco-capitalism masks/costumes (hmmm).

However, this tale of eco-capitalism legend/maps doesn't concern Amlan and Danica, sibling-heroists, or Belfast (UK) capitalism superstitions for pirate-sports but a darling Northern Irish maid/housekeeper who'd migrated from her iconic English inn to a Belfast-inn where the duet was 'vacationing' for this time-line.

ESMERELDA (Inn-maid): Thanx for this proposition, heroes!
AMLAN/DANICA: You're versed in Belfast/UK troubles, darling-lady?
ESMERELDA: I'm familiar with Northern Irish paranoia (Black and Tans)?
AMLAN/DANICA: UK-troubles fare for citizenry/transit superstition, sure.
ESMERELDA: Well, I doubt there's street-backlash gaps for eco-paranoia!
AMLAN/DANICA: That's why we're casting you as our Rapunzel for cinema.
ESMERELDA: Good to think, heroes; we'll escape to Brussels together now?

AMLAN/DANICA: You said it, Esmerelda; we're making a hellmouth-dentistry.
ESMERELDA: So, I'll name you the "Foreign Irish Republican Army" for consumers.
AMLAN/DANICA: You've become our 'worldly' damsel for social media/music. 
ESMERELDA: Leviathan's doughnut (thanx).

Scotland Yard and Interpol were now fast approaching a securities street-languages 'IQ' for this heroist-deed for conflict-zone gem smugglers highways legends/maps, and Amlan/Danica were already in Belgium with their Rapunzel-for-dodecahedrons (Esmerelda) who'd otherwise been left-behind in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for post eco-capitalism deed of reactions. However, the maid of this tale was suddenly the damsel of eternity (for toylands/hyperbole!).

AMLAN: We're quite the Bonnie-and-Clyde of siblings-dialysis, sweets.

DANICA: Sounds-dialysis for leviathan, brother; we're kitchen-docs.

AMLAN: We'll remember Esmerelda as our muse of football.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)