Burglar: Vancouver/Half/Time

Can an Earth distances prince find 'walkie-sportsmanship' for heist-dialysis concerning incomplete books?

A 'Canadian-bacon' tale.  

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to the Canadian city of Vancouver and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views).  

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SALLY: You entered the baron's estate (Brussels) and placed glass animals in safe.

AMLAN: He had track-marks stretching to Belfast, I dunno Black/Tans descendant.

SALLY: What's the escape-auto?

AMLAN: Rented white Maxima (classic).

SALLY: Why burglary for a Robin Hood comics fan?

AMLAN: I thought about terrorism (Foreign Irish Republican Army!).

SALLY: That's quite the languages-helmet (ha).

AMLAN: My age of cyber-image controls.

SALLY: Now you're in British Columbia.

AMLAN: Burning the bank-box (Ion-co.) with restroom-made acid.

SALLY: Escorted there by guardsman on Halloween Day, eh?

AMLAN: Canadian football expression...Selfie-like.

SALLY: Why not Brussels (Belgium)?
AMLAN: Autumn in Vancouver.

SALLY: You want the guardsman to think you were sent by Ion?

AMLAN: Just an eco-capitalism runner...glass-animals for street-measure.

SALLY: Seriously, why burglary?

AMLAN: I need the foliage (leviathan).

BANK MANAGER: Bloody-gems talk in the streets.
INTERPOL: Serious link with Antwerp, friend.

BANK MANAGER: What if Ion sought some eco-media theater for insurance?

INTERPOL: That's the hunch these days...it's the new rum-trade.

BANK MANAGER: Facebook-like (damn).

SALLY: Who's Esmerelda?

AMLAN: Wendy (Peter Pan).

SALLY: You're opening a bistro in Belgium.

AMLAN: With half your money (thanx).

SALLY: Who is she?

AMLAN: Wendy (Peter Pan).

SALLY: Selfie-like (ok)?

ESMERELDA: I was a teller, you know that.

AMLAN: I'm no ordinary-burglar, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: Thanx.

AMLAN: French onion?

ESMERELDA: It's the best...Vancouver's bread.

AMLAN: We'll make Belgian waffles someday...for the Ego.

ESMERELDA: Good.

Amlan was a real thief. He wanted a real retirement (IRA) view. Costumed as a theatrical terrorist on Halloween-Day in British Columbia, he made off with $15M or (insured) bloody-gems for his continuity-program for eco-insurance street-gossip; for Halloween had become a Vancouver 'image' for pre-Xmas consumerism dodecahedrons for the Ego. Should Esmerelda, his teller-ally for the 'fiction deed' have trusted him, a 'prince' of sports measure?

He comforted his own conscience with a jewelry piece he assured himself was worth the treasure-pieces placements for the 'leviathan' of bloody-gems helmets (for insurance); however, would we count him as a Robin Hood 'merry-man' of British Columbia...or a French toast destroyer of innocence (for the soul)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)