Piper of Jersey: A Dark-Tale

Adaptation of the iconic Hamelin-lore about bad-contracts and dark youth-hearts extractions superstitions, for Earth's field goals.

An adaptation of the Pied Piper story (German folk tale). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan wandered into town for a beast-extermination dilemma in the backyard woods of a lovely New Jersey hotel where he once enjoyed a vacation-stay as a boy, but this was to be no ordinary assignment tale, since his employer shorted him on his earned fee of our Selfie-consumerism commentary culture of incomplete-lines readings for traffic-securities citizenry image.

DANICA (Wife): You want to hypnotize child-guests at the hotel lobby now?
SATAN: Revenge, wife; they'll think their shorted employee is stealing hearts!

DANICA: Like in Hamelin (Germany).

SATAN: Sports-culture for Selfie-pokes of derived helmet-laughter (revenge!).

The hotel manager, Satan's employer, still refused the payment correction, though the diabolical 'piper' plan seemed to freeze-hearts and give pause/cause for concern; and suddenly, everyone wondered if (somehow) Amlan was the Piper of Hamelin reincarnated for bad-tidings, despite his obvious charm-success with beast-removal in the woods (Selfie-like).

MANAGER: At least that wolfen-specter be gone!

EMPLOYEE (Hotel): Sir, perchance we pay the other half and rid ourselves of Satan.

MANAGER: He's no devil...he'll lose heart and depart like that wood-beast.

EMPLOYEE (Hotel): We don't want a Hamelin-veil for street-gossip, sir.

MANAGER: Maybe you're right...this is a time of contract-arts (Facebook).

DANICA: Why so stern pre-flight to Brussels, darling?
SATAN: Ghosts of Hamlet, Danica; I became acrobatic as psyche-mechanism.

DANICA: Challenging childhood, darling?
SATAN: You said it; alcoholism, neglect; infused me a metal-mask demeanor.

DANICA: Fiction!

SATAN: Nevermind...we make for Belgian-waffles and cartoons (TV).

Amlan/Danica flew to Belgium for home-therapy and left-behind the memory of the New Jersey hotel of bad-contract (paychecks) image; they kept it secret (too!). Danica found in her darling 'piper of 21st-Century Earth' a special chemical 'reaction' for all things acidic, touchdowns, art, paranoia, darkness, and perchance dialysis (for the Ego!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)