A Jedi-Sith Legion Phrase {Fanfiction}

An exploration mission to the Red Planet yields expressions of Jedi-Sith 'complication' and requires a commissioned space-man/warrior (Solo) to offer the Queen differentials.

Fanfiction of Star Wars. 

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SOLO: Thanx for this opp for a special Jedi-Sith intercept on this Red Planet.

QUEEN: Good to know you're flying high in that remade Falcon craft to Mars, pilot.

SOLO: Hey, I'm not just a pilot for Jedi-order but a warrior-at-heart (old Selfie-IQ).

QUEEN: I do recall that old-gen Earth languages for WikiLeaks and eBay things, pal.

SOLO: Excellent...nerdist phrasing.

When Solo landed on the Red Planet, he was 'greeted' by multiple Sith rogues who sought to create a ghost-magic of Hell for the Jedi-command seeking to explore signs of an underground labyrinth of water and silicon, and these Sith were ready to engage the commissioned Jedi-legion pilot in his Falcon-craft landed with sabers for decapitation (or worse!).

SOLO: I need some support here; a few Jedi have fallen, and we're huddling.

QUEEN: We'll send a backup trio of ships to your Red Planet; keep examinations.

SOLO: No sign of that underground 'miracle' labyrinth, but we're still Sith-mindful.

QUEEN: Good (Selfie-like!).

Well, Solo found a nifty trick to corral the multiple Sith 'rogues' by luring them to that labyrinth clue exploration/examination and then trapping them in a cave opening with a huge rock, dropped with a precise laser-gun shot, in a long enough time-gap for backup security aides to arrive for further dealings with these Sith who somehow wished to create a hell while Jedi explored signs of organic material on the Red Planet (wow).

QUEEN: You earned this replica trophy in a box, pilot.

SOLO: I've a son named Han, and I think he'll appreciate such a gift, highness.

QUEEN: The Sith were placed in incarceration and will be negotiated with by me!
SOLO: Thanx for the model/toy, highness...I'm off to a space-delivery assignment.

QUEEN: The Jedi give thanksgiving, pilot.

With the shrewd femme-monarch in-place now to place commanding feet for Jedi-Sith relations while pursuing her social science 'agenda' to make for discovery of that Red Planet (Martian?) labyrinth, order was restored in the universe, and Earth's galaxy temporarily secure and sane. What would become of Solo and his son (Han) in this unfolding universe 'consciousness' catering to the image/faces of legion's dodecahedrons (for the Ego)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)