Pine Barrens Jason: Wire

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan and Danica (newlyweds) make arrows for misadventure in the Pine Barrens when a hockey-mask wearing super psycho invokes the visage of Jason Voorhees (Friday-the-13th).

Fanfiction/adaptation of Friday the 13th. Happy Memorial Day,

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views).

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AMLAN: Newlyweds with camping-plan has a real straight story for privacy, eh?

DANICA: Let's hope we don't run into Jason Voorhees in the Pine Barrens (NJ).

AMLAN: I know a friend (Facebook) who lives in a town (Jersey), Voorhees.

DANICA: Are you a fan of Friday-the-13th films?

AMLAN: Not really...but I tune-in on Halloween for TV-showings, sure.

DANICA: Selfie-culture...bad luck, swamps, cities, outer-space, fear, survive.

AMLAN: Facebook-like (yeah).

Amlan and Danica couldn't have prepared for their misadventure at all when they arrived at their Pine Barrens camping examination post-marriage and were shocked to life when they were chased around by a psycho with a silencer-pistol wearing a hockey-mask. Danica made the Friday-the-13th joke, and now Amlan had to guess this super psycho was some kind of Jason Voorhees copycat (cinema-culture)...or somehow the real Jason come-alive for photo-synthesis (damn!).

AMLAN: Here's the new-plan, Danica darling; listen to me and stay together.

DANICA: I'm tripping, hubby.

AMLAN: Doesn't matter if this guy's Jason; we need to survive and get-home.

DANICA: Surely (yeah).

AMLAN: You stand behind the stone structure and I'll beep your phone.

DANICA: When you spot 'Jason' approaching the structure.

AMLAN: You peer around the wall and make it seem you doubt he saw you!

DANICA: And we build a premade ditch (with spikes) in front of the structure.

AMLAN: Thank goodness I brought my camping-knife (Swiss).

DANICA: His name was Jason (yeah!).

When Amlan/Danica returned to civilization, they reported nothing, but Danica now hoped to adapt the newlywed dark 'faerie-tale' into a misadventure novel concept/story, aptly titled Dartmouth-Wire: Jason was End-Zone, which would win her the Pulitzer (Selfie-like!).