Elf-World-Matter

Can Xmas-life draw (NY) imagery for magic in consumerism's special dyer hubs?

A fanfiction/adaptation of the mod-Xmas fantasy Elf (James Caan). Thanks so much for reading, 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had been a displaced elf in Santa's Pole-workshop when he was told of the 'spirituality-revelation' that he wasn't really a toy-working elf but a humanoid from Earth-realm civilization who was dropped-off to the North Pole for Santa to raise, when his working/divorced mom (Esmerelda) had placed him in a basket in-front of Santa's haven, and after the Xmas-gift giver revealed his human-world parent-descendancy, he wanted to find his father (still-alive) in Buffalo (NY) for a magical Selfie-commentary for consumerism advocacy (sure).

EMIT (Father): You believe you're a North Pole elf reunited with your daddy?

AMLAN: I'm your sonny, daddy; and Santa's revealed why mom left me with him!

EMIT: Well, you can work in the mail-room of my Xmas-toy store now, ok.

AMLAN: We'll find special Selfie-traffic culture faces for consumerism-dancing, ok!

EMIT: Just stay clean and you'll find I can fit you into New York shopping malls, ok?

AMLAN: This is the fantastic elf-world matter for NY-Homeland magic, Emit (ok).

EMIT: Facebook-like (fine).

Wow, Amlan Satan the Elf had found a niche in Buffalo 'shopping complex consciousness' for American Homeland Xmas-season spirits for his daddy (Emit), and he was happy for reunion with his father after his mommy was known to be deceased, his special/secret heroine who left him with Santa's care in the North-Pole and finding happiness with roots-intelligence with his human-culture family-relation (Emit) and made his toy-store mall 'examination' a readings for incomplete Earthling 'field' goals (for the Ego!).

DANICA (Mall-Model): I've been an Xmas-shoppers store window model for 2 years!

SATAN (Elf): Perchance I'll convince you I'm Santa's displaced elf seeking love.

DANICA: Is this some Xmas-sarcasm for a window-shopping model, Amlan Satan?
SATAN (Elf): Well...I think I'm in love with your Facebook-like aura, Danica-lady.

DANICA: Maybe I've started believing in your wild claims for Romanticism, Amlan.

SATAN (Elf): That's (actually) divine (Selfie-like!).

Why'd this displaced Pole-elf (Amlan Satan) decide to settle-down into Buffalo-wings life for Xmas-sportsmanship and proposing marriage to the mall-windows lady-friend Danica, you maybe ask (now)? Well, this Santa-Elf had found the right languages for consumerism-enchantment and likened his newfound Earth-realm 'happiness' with the symbols/iconography of capitalism's very-special dodecahedrons (for the Ego!).

When this North Pole elf made an Xmas-consumerism avatar-doodle parody storyboard about his nifty stick-figure personality-figurine named "Evil-Elf" for capitalist superstition, his newfound lady-darling in the Buffalo shopping-complex (Danica) promised him (now) that he'd found special 'dialysis' for Western/American commerce-bridge dungeons (for all!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)